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Green curry mashed potatoes:

Make mashed potatoes with coconut milk and green curry instead of onions and milk. Or you can use both. And Garlic! Lots!

Make a coconut milk and green curry gravy (heat up coconut milk and curry to taste which means a lot of curry and also garlic and black pepper)

Pour gravy on top of potatoes.

Serve with lightly fried chicken with same gravy poured on top.

It is like white trash Thai food!

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Pretzel rolls/buns/actual pretzels:

1 packet of yeast or 2 3/4 teaspoons
1 cup warm water
bread flour
1 teaspoon brown sugar
1 teaspoon celery salt
1-1 1/2 tablespoon melted butter

As with basic bread, put the yeast in the warm water with the sugar and wait until it is foamy and reactive. Add a bit of flour when the yeasts start to get antsy (perhaps 1/4 cup). DO NOT stir the shit out of the yeast and water mixture. They're living and just want to eat delicious gluten at this point, so don't irritate them.

After about 15 minutes of letting the yeast wake up, add bread flour to the mix with the celery salt. Add enough bread flour to make a dough that is both non-sticky and elastic. Knead the crap out of this. Then, add the butter. Then, add more flour and do more kneading.

You'll develop a nice non-sticky blob of dough that can be pulled apart with doughy strings clinging to one another. Put that in a bowl and cover it with a clean, moist towel, and put it in the hottest place in house (over an oven at 350, in the sun, etc.)

Let that rest and rise for 45 minutes in a bowl under a moist towel. Perhaps 60 minutes. Knead it again and add flour as needed. Let it rest another 45 minutes or so and then form it into rolls or buns or pretzels. Place those on a baking sheet under the towel and give them 20 minutes to rise.

Boil 8 cups of water with 1/4 cup of baking soda. When your rolls or buns or pretzels are ready, put 1 or 2 at a time in the bath for 30-60 seconds. Drain and place them on a baking sheet that is well oiled and/or covered in parchment paper.

Egg-white wash them, cover them in delicious toppings (dried onion, sesame seed, poppy seed, caraway, etc.) and put them in an oven preheated to 350-375 degrees. Bake until they are brown and cooked thoroughly, for about 20-25 minutes or so.

Place them on a rack to cool and turn them once in the cooling process.

There you have it! You can now make something akin to the Kuma at home. While your buns are cooling, grill a burger or veggie burger, fry up some bacon or facon, slice some cheese and fry an egg. Alternatively, you can just make some awesome pretzels with homemade marinara or bleu cheese-mustard sauce.

*note: you may also want to dash a line across the roll or an "x" on the bun before boiling
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Here's some recent successful recipes I've made.

Exhibit A: Marinated Steak with Noodles and Baby Spinach. Serves 4

You'll need:

For the marinade:

4 tablespoons of olive oil
Juice of 2 limes
4 tablespoons of clear honey
2 cloves of garlic (crushed or chopped finely)
1 teaspoon of chilli flakes
fresh ginger, chopped finely (around 1 heaped tablespoon is adequate)
salt and pepper
a good dash of soy sauce

The rest:

4 steaks (I like Ribeye, but any frying cut will do)
medium egg noodles
a bag of baby spinach

Mix all the marinade ingredients together thoroughly in a large flat dish (a roasting tin should be fine).

Put the steaks in and leave for an hour, turning after 30 minutes.

Remove the steaks from the marinade and place under a hot grill. You'll know how you like your steaks, so turn them when you think you should.

As the steaks are grilling, heat up the remainder of the marinade in a saucepan.

I don't need to tell you how to boil noodles.

Once the steaks are cooked, it's time to plate it up.

Place a good handful of baby spinach on the plate, then the noodles, then the steak, and then drizzle the marinade over the whole lot.

Done.

n.b. - You don't need to use baby spinach. Watercress, Lamb's tongue lettuce or other such leafy things will work just as well.

Exhibit B: Sausage Casserole ala Nico. Serves 4

This dish is best served, in my opinion, with Bubble and Squeak. Do a google search for a recipe.

Also, I'm fortunate enough to have a Le Creuset casserole dish, which is what I make this in. If you don't have one, use a big pot.

You'll need:

As many shallots as you can be bothered peeling (roughly chopped). Actually, onions would be just fine too, just make sure to add teaspoon or 2 of sugar if you use them. I'd use 4 medium size onions.
4 cloves smoked garlic (or 3 cloves of the unsmoked variety)
8 good pork sausages
2 heaped tablespoons of wholegrain mustard
A good dash of balsamic vinegar
A wee dash of cider vinegar
1/4 pint of double cream
Salt and pepper
Some chicken stock (maybe 1/2 pint or so)

Start by frying the sausages in some butter. Once they're browned on the outside, take them out and add the shallots/onions and the garlic. Fry them until softened and slightly browned.

Add the sausages, mustard, vinegars and salt and pepper at this stage. Fry for a couple more minutes at a medium heat.

Add the chicken stock, turn the heat down low and let it simmer until the volume of liquid has roughly halved.

Add the cream, let it simmer for another couple of minutes.

Done.
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I see that over in the UK, Heston Blumenthal has a new TV series starting. Of more universal interest, it looks like they are going to post some new recipes of his for a limited time on it.

Here is a ridiculously lengthy one for chicken tikka masala (I haven't been able to finish reading it in five minutes, so goodness knows how long it will actually take to execute):

Chicken tikka masala
by Heston Blumenthal
from Further Adventures in Search of Perfection

Serves 4

Preparation time overnight

Cooking time over 2 hours



Ingredients
For the brine
2kg/4lb 6½oz water
160g/5½oz table salt
8 chicken thighs, skin removed
For the rub
6 garlic bulbs
150g/5¼oz olive oil, plus extra for drizzling
200g/7oz fresh root ginger (about 2 pieces), peeled and roughly chopped
15g/½oz table salt
8 brined chicken thighs (see recipe below)
For the yoghurt marinade
100g/3½oz coriander seeds
65g/2½oz green cardamom pods
35g/1¼oz black cardamom pods
100g/3½oz cinnamon sticks
75g/2½ black peppercorns
25g/1oz cloves
125g/4½ cumin seeds
20g/¾oz mace
5 dried bay leaves
25g/1oz ghee
25g/1oz chickpea flour (available from Indian and Middle Eastern grocers)
50g/1¾oz olive oil
10g/½oz Kashmiri chilli powder (lends an authentic character to the dish)
450g/16oz Greek-style yoghurt
½ tsp ground fenugreek leaves (available from specialist spice stores)
8 chicken thighs, coated with rub
For the cashew nut butter
50g/1¾oz whole cashews
2 tsp ghee (optional)
For the toasted melon seeds
20g/¾oz charmagaz (dried melon seeds, available from specialist spice stores)
1 tsp ghee
salt, as needed
For the masala sauce base
5g/¼oz coriander seeds
5g/¼oz cumin seeds
1kg/2¼lb vine-ripened tomatoes
100g/3½oz water
50g/1¾oz ghee
½ tsp Kashmiri chilli powder
2 large onions (about 400g/14oz), finely diced
5cm piece (about 25g/1oz) fresh root ginger, peeled and finely chopped
salt, to taste
40g/1½oz tomato purée
10g/½oz roasted garlic purée (reserved from the rub)
½ tsp reserved garam masala
½ tsp ground fenugreek seeds
1½ tsp ground turmeric
For cooking the chicken
100g/3½oz melted ghee
chicken in yoghurt marinade
For the finished dish
reserved chicken tikka masala sauce
50g/1¾oz Greek-style yoghurt
35-80g/1¼-2¾oz coconut milk (according to taste)
reserved cooked chicken
100g/3½oz unsalted butter
reserved cashew nut butter
salt, to taste
reserved toasted melon seeds
1 green chilli, seeded and finely chopped
For the naan
750g/1½lb self-raising flour, plus extra for dusting
20g/¾oz sugar
10g/½oz salt
6g/¼oz baking powder
230g/8¼oz water
230g/8¼oz whole milk
100g/3½oz free-range eggs
ghee

Method
You will need the following special equipment: kettle barbecue, 6 bricks, 2 bags (5kg/11¼lb) lumpwood charcoal (the flavour imparted by this is superior to that of briquettes - a light smoky note rather than a petrol one), pressure cooker, square of muslin, 16 long metal tandoor skewers, long-armed tongs, spice grinder, food processor, 2 square pizza stones.

BRINING THE CHICKEN
1. Combine the water and salt in a container and stir well from time to time to dissolve the salt.
2. Meanwhile, remove the bone from the thighs by cutting around the bone and drawing it away from the meat. Make three slashes across the thick side of each thigh so that the marinade will be better able to penetrate.
3. Add the chicken thighs to the brine, then cover and refrigerate for six hours.
4. Pour off the brine and rinse the thighs under cold running water. Fill the container with fresh cold water and leave the thighs to soak in it for two hours, changing the water every 30 minutes to wash off the salt. Drain the chicken and pat dry.

PREPARING THE RUB
1. Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4. Trim the tops off three of the garlic bulbs to expose a little of the individual cloves. (Be sure not to cut the root end.) Drizzle a little olive oil over each bulb and wrap individually in squares of aluminium foil. Roast for 30-35 minutes, or until soft. Leave to cool completely.
2. Meanwhile, separate the three remaining garlic bulbs into cloves and peel them.
3. Unwrap the roasted bulbs and squeeze 50g (about two bulbs) of the garlic purée into a food processor, reserving the rest. Add the peeled garlic cloves, ginger, olive oil and salt. Blend until the mixture has a paste-like consistency.
4. Generously coat the chicken in the rub, making sure to push it into the incisions. Cover and refrigerate for five hours. It is always best to use organic, free-range chicken thighs. The quality of a well-reared bird will really show through.

PREPARING THE YOGHURT MARINADE
1. While the chicken is refrigerated, preheat the oven to 130C/250F/Gas ½.
2. Prepare a garam masala by combining all the spices and the bay leaves. Scatter the mixture over a large baking sheet and roast for 1-1½ hours, shaking occasionally, until the spices become aromatic. Leave to cool.
3. Tip the spices into a spice grinder and grind to a powder. Pass the spices through a fine sieve to remove any husks or large unground bits. Transfer to an airtight container. This yields more garam masala then you need for this recipe, but it can be stored for several weeks and used in a variety of other recipes.
4. Melt the ghee in a small saucepan over a medium heat. When it starts to bubble, whisk in all the chickpea flour until fully incorporated. Continue whisking for one minute to cook the flour. Remove from the heat and allow to cool. (Incorporating this roux will help the marinade to stick to the chicken.)
5. Place a small frying pan over a medium heat. Pour in the oil, then add the chilli powder. Fry for 2-3 minutes, then leave to cool.
6. Tip the yoghurt, chilli/oil mixture and ground fenugreek leaves into a large bowl. Add 10g/½oz of the garam masala and the chickpea flour roux. Stir to combine.
7. Remove the chicken from the rub and brush off most, but not all, of the ginger-garlic mixture. Place the chicken in the yoghurt marinade and toss to coat thoroughly. Cover the bowl and place in the fridge for ten hours.

MAKING THE CASHEW NUT BUTTER
1. Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4.
2. Spread the cashews out on a baking sheet. Roast for ten minutes, or until golden-brown.
3. Tip the cashews into a food processor while still warm and blend to form a paste. (You might need to add two teaspoons of melted ghee to help this process along.)
4. Remove the mixture from the food processor and reserve for the finished dish.

TOASTING THE MELON SEEDS
1. Place a frying pan over a medium heat, add the ghee and the melon seeds and stir continuously for 3-5 minutes, or until the seeds are nut brown.
2. Season with salt and leave to cool on a piece of kitchen paper.

PREPARING THE MASALA SAUCE BASE
1. Toast the coriander and cumin seeds. This should be done in a low oven as the spices have been done for the garam masala blend above.
2. Meanwhile, wash the tomatoes and remove the cores, keeping the tomatoes whole.
3. Bag the toasted spices in a square of muslin. Place the bag in a small pressure cooker with the water and tomatoes. Put on the lid and place over a medium heat. Bring to full pressure, then cook for 20 minutes. Set aside to cool.
4. Once cool, remove the lid and place the tomato mixture back on the hob. Cook over a high heat, stirring frequently, for 10-15 minutes, or until the sauce has reduced by half. Discard the bag of spices. Strain the tomatoes through a sieve.
5. Melt the ghee in a large saucepan over a medium heat. Add the chilli powder and fry for 2-3 minutes.
6. Turn the heat down to low. Add the onions, ginger and salt and cook for ten minutes, or until the onions are soft but not coloured. Turn the heat back up to medium, and cook for a further five minutes, or until golden.
7. Stir in the tomato purée and the roasted garlic and cook for 2-3 minutes. Add the strained tomato sauce and cook for ten minutes, stirring constantly.
8. Turn the heat down to low. Add the garam masala, fenugreek seeds and turmeric, and simmer for five minutes.
9. Allow the sauce base to cool while you cook the chicken.

COOKING THE CHICKEN
1. Light the barbecue and leave for 15-20 minutes, until glowing red. As the coal burns down, top it up, allowing for plenty of airflow through the vents.
2. Meanwhile, shake most of the marinade off the chicken and place on a board with the narrowest end towards you. Take a skewer and hold it parallel to the right-hand, longer side of the thigh. Place it 1cm/½in in from the edge and weave it in and out of the chicken. Weave another skewer along the left-hand side of the thigh in similar fashion. Push the chicken to the middle of the skewers, leaving about 15cm/6in clearance between the chicken and the tip of the skewer. Repeat with the remaining thighs.
3. Using tongs, clear the charcoal from the centre of the barbecue. Place the first three bricks in a triangle in the base of the barbecue. Stack three more bricks on top of the first three, leaving a hole large enough to fit the chicken inside.
4. Build up new coal around the perimeter of the triangle so that it is almost level with the top of the bricks. (No coal should be on the bottom, or the fat will drip on to it and cause flaming.) Allow this new coal to burn until it is glowing and grey. This will take at least an hour, and it is important to wait so that the bricks have time to absorb enough heat to radiate into the chicken.
5. One by one, brush the skewered thighs lightly with ghee and place them inside the brick 'chimney'. Turn the skewers every minute until golden-brown on both sides.
6. When an even char has developed, remove the skewers and set aside while you cook the remaining ones. Leave the cooked chicken to cool slightly before cutting into large chunks.

ASSEMBLING THE FINISHED DISH
1. Heat the masala sauce in a pan (this can be the same pan as it was made in provided it is large enough to hold all the chicken).
2. Add the yoghurt and the coconut milk and very gently simmer together for 1-2 minutes.
3. Add the pieces of cut chicken and simmer very gently for ten minutes. It is then best to cool the mixture and store in the fridge for 6-12 hours, or until the next day, to develop both flavour and texture. However, this is not essential, and you can proceed directly to the next step.
4. Fold in the butter to finish the sauce.
5. Fold in some cashew nut butter according to taste, and adjust the seasoning with salt.
6. Serve with a sprinkling of melon seeds and the chopped chilli.

MAKING THE NAAN
1. Sift all the dry ingredients together and place in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a hook attachment.
2. Add the water, milk and eggs, incorporating them on a low speed.
3. Once all the liquid ingredients are incorporated, mix for three minutes on a low speed followed by one minute at a medium speed.
4. When the dough is well mixed, transfer it to a generously floured work surface and knead by hand for an additional two minutes.
5. Divide the dough into 100g/3½oz portions (12 pieces), roll into balls and place on a floured baking sheet. Cover with cling film and refrigerate for at least two hours before using.
6. Remove all the racks from the oven and place two square pizza stones in the bottom in a V-shape: each stone should rest against the oven wall on either side and meet in the middle at a 45 degree angle. If your oven has room for only one pizza stone, you can use a small baking sheet or another metallic object to keep it against the oven wall at a 45 degree angle. Preheat the oven, with the top grill set at 100 per cent for 20 minutes.
7. Flour a work surface and place a floured ball of dough on it. Oil your hands and flatten the dough with the tips of your fingers until you have a disc approximately 20cm/8in in
diameter. Repeat with the other balls of dough.
8. Place one or two pieces of flattened dough on a floured pizza peel (or the back of a baking sheet) and brush lightly with melted ghee. (Alternatively, you can make a 'cushion' out of folded tea towels and place the naan on this before transferring to the oven, as Heston does in the video.)
9. Put the sheet on top of the stones as far back in the oven as possible. Note: If you have two stones in the oven, you can bake two naan at a time. If not, you will have to bake one at a time.
10. Bake for 1 minute 40 seconds, then remove and bake the remaining naan in the same way. Serve immediately.
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Neeners Chicken

1/4 lb butter softened
1/4 bunch tarragon
1 spring rosemary
1/4 bunch flat leaf parsley
Chili powder
3 cloves garlic
1 medium shallot
1 grapefruit rind
salt
black pepper
mince all ingredients and mix well with the butter. rub it all over chicken breasts (under the skin especially).

grill over good charcoal with hickory wood smoke chips that have been soaked in water)

neeners chicken.

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Here's one for ya, perfect for this time of year.
Keep in mind, you are gonna need a BIG pan!

4-6 qts. popped popcorn
1 c. (2 sticks) butter
2 c. firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 c. light corn syrup
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. vanilla

Cooking Instructions:
Preheat oven to 250F. Coat the bottom and sides of a large roastin gpan with nonstick vegetable spray. Place popped corn in roasting pan. In a heavy pan, slowly melt butter; stir in brown sugar, corn syrup and salt. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly; boil without stirring for an additional 5 minutes. Remove from heat; stir in baking soda and vanilla. Gradually pour over popped corn, mixing well. Bake for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes. Remove from oven, cool completely. Break apart into large chunks or bite size pieces.
Cool and store in air tight container.
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