My brother is going to be a contestant on the game show The Power Of 10. He has me listed as one of his choices to be his support/lifeline in the audience. If chosen I fly out to NYC next week! They sent me a questionnaire to aid in the decision making process. I was told to have fun with it, so I did. I was also told to add a couple of pictures, so I sent in these:



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FULL NAME (AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR I.D.): Randall S. Murphy

AGE: 36
STREET ADDRESS: XXXX
CITY/STATE: Chicago, IL
HOME #: XXXX
CELL #: XXXX
E-MAIL: randall.murphy@gmail.com
STATUS (SINGLE): NUMBER OF YEARS? FOREVER!
# OF CHILDREN: 0
YOUR CHILDREN(S) AGES:

*Please tell us your height:__6’3”___________________
We need this information for technical/studio purposes.

HIGHEST LEVEL OF SCHOOL YOU HAVE COMPLETED? Three years of art school @ Columbia College.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING/OCCUPATION? I work as a receptionist in an outsourcing firm. Laaaaaame.

WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND HOW/WHEN DID YOU MEET TORRENCE? He is my older brother. We met upon my entry into this world.

TELL US SOMETHING SHOCKING/INTERESTING ABOUT TORRENCE THAT HE PROBABLY HASN’T TOLD US ALREADY. I stabbed him in his thigh with a pencil when we were kids. He was trying to get me off of the telephone to do my homework. NO ONE makes me do my homework.

TELL US A MEMORABLE, FUNNY OR EMBARASSING STORY ABOUT YOU AND TORRENCE. When we were younger we were in the audience for a taping of The Bozo Show. I got chosen to play the Grand Prize Game by the magic arrow. The Magic Arrow just missed my brother by a hair. He’s never forgiven me. It was TOTALLY worth it.

WHY DO YOU THINK TORRENCE WILL BE GREAT AT PREDICTING HOW AMERICA ANSWERED ON THE POLLS? Because my brother is highly intelligent and very nosy concerning the lives and habits of other people.

AS A SUPPORTER FOR TORRENCE, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP HIM/HER WIN $10MIL? Divining Rod, Magic Wand, or Amulet. My magic skills are unparalleled.

WHY DO YOU THINK TORRENCE CHOSE YOU AS A SUPPORTER? He recognizes the magic that is me.

ROLE REVERSAL QUESTION: IF YOU WERE THE CONTESTANT AND THEY WERE NOW YOUR SUPPORTER, AND YOU WERE GOING FOR A LARGE DOLLAR AMOUNT QUESTION AND TORN ON WETHER OR NOT TO GO FOR IT, WOULD YOU TAKE THEIR ADVICE? Indubitably!

Wish me luck EA Forums!

XO
Randy

H-GM wrote:TELL US A MEMORABLE, FUNNY OR EMBARASSING STORY ABOUT YOU AND TORRENCE. When we were younger we were in the audience for a taping of The Bozo Show. I got chosen to play the Grand Prize Game by the magic arrow...

You got to play the Grand Prize Game??!!! Holy shit! What bucket did you get to?

H-GM wrote:

Bro you should have gone with the Crue photo.

if you're on the show, will you stab anybody with a pencil? you know that's what they're going to be waiting for.

The S stands for Silly!

Great photos, though. Good lucky, bro. Don't forget to mention Pghischwascheur!

scott wrote:if you're on the show, will you stab anybody with a pencil? you know that's what they're going to be waiting for.

He should stab everybody with a pencil.

Holy shit, Randall, if you come out here that would be so awesome.

H-GM, you're like a foot taller than me.

best of luck to you, h-gm!

so what's your response going to be when carey asks you about your love for the bongos?

i'm assuming you'll be purchasing a belt clip for your light saber so that it's readily available when you're on the show.

so great...