Being awake at 4:12AM because you drank too many energy drinks because you liked the fruit punch flavored soda thing they had goin' on.

People who fail to understand that indie rock recording contracts are just as bad and often worse than major label recording contracts -- and that pretty much anything other than a handshake net-split deal is a recipe for confusion, disappointment, dispute and theft.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:--classism (and regionalism masquerading as classism)

--hats or other articles of clothing that blink or light up

Thank you for the regionalism, BER; I am currently sufferring from this affliction as well as hating people who practice it..

But, clothing with lights is debatable, I believe, especially if the wearer is a child or has the mentality of a child and is totally excited about it (which I see all the time). How could one tell a retarded person their blinking hat/shirt is retarded? I would certainly feel horrible...(not to imply you would do such a thing, brett, you suggester of many good books)

U2 releasing an IPOD album,

IPOD

U2

and especially BONO

mooliachi wrote:But, clothing with lights is debatable, I believe, especially if the wearer is a child or has the mentality of a child and is totally excited about it (which I see all the time). How could one tell a retarded person their blinking hat/shirt is retarded?

Good point, Mooliachi. In an all-too-rare instance of true irony, things done by retarded people are almost never "retarded."

What Snoop has become.....someone stop it please.

Using really old Gallagher jokes about "parkway, driveway juxtaposition".

Gallagher.

The Danelectro Sitar pedal....

Patchouli.

Puff Daddy.

Getting a real bargain on an item, only to be faced with, "Oh, what?!? You spent $100 for that? I could have got you that for a fiver!!".

All annoying lying fucks who do that should be expelled from this earth.

"Remastered" versions of albums. This has to be the most laughable (and profitable) thing the recording industry has ever thought of.

-even worse if it has bonus tracks (double if the tracks are "demo versions").
-even worse if it has historical liner notes.

-Sex and the City

-Napoleon Dynamite

-Certain actresses who think it's their inalienable right to release a pop album

Shaquille O'Neal's Rap Career:

I can't fucking believe Shaq wrote:What About Rhyming?/I can hold My Own/ Knick Knack/ Shaq Attack/ Give a Dog a Bone

And also wrote:You think you're better than Shaq-Fu?/Shut up, Liar/ I lean on the Statue of Liberty when I get tired