emmanuelle cunt wrote:You're caught on not reading the thread you post in, Colonel.

Holy shoot you're right... How did I miss that? I read the thread before leaving work, then again when I got home. I must have scrolled right past that one.

Sorry 'bout that, garble.

buzzsaw wrote:I usually do not wash my hands. I should wash my penis because my hands are way more dirty.
I might start washing my cock in the sink at work.

Srsly, when I was in the Middle East I saw this more than once. It would be like when you walk into a room where a cat is using the litter box. They'd just stare at you like you were doing something wrong.

Work is one thing. Bars on the other hand; I enter the bathroom knowing that my dick is the cleanest thing in there. I piss, then flush with my shoe. If I'm in luck the bathroom has a towel dispenser with the towel hanging out. I grab one, open the door and throw the towel in the trash. If there isn't a good dispenser I pinky finger (right hand because I'm left handed) the top of the door handle.

In India, all the male population there love touching their groin !!!
When they talk to you they touch; When they want to take your order, they touch. They fucking touch their groin whenever they feel like it !!!!!!!

The last person I knew who love doing it was FUCKING MICHAEL JACKSON !
So, it's just so fucking hilarious when the entire country doing it !

Toilet is not easy to find in India so the men just pee almost anywhere !

The Code is Almighty wrote:I piss, then flush with my shoe. If I'm in luck the bathroom has a towel dispenser with the towel hanging out. I grab one, open the door and throw the towel in the trash. If there isn't a good dispenser I pinky finger (right hand because I'm left handed) the top of the door handle.

i've done all those things before so you might appreciate this other tip. if it's a push-door i use my fist instead of my palm to open it. keeps my fingers cleaner.

We had a female coworker who used to leave the ladies room a mess. Our office is on the same floor as the building management. Our office manager actually had to have a meeting with all the women -- even though she knew who was defiling the bathroom -- and gave each of them a container of Chlorox wipes and Febreeze.

Since we are on the same floor as building management, we get a lot of fly dumpers from other floors, as well as rich white dudes who are too busy to wash their hands. I don't know how anyone can NOT wash after hitting the head, let alone use some TP to prevent those last few drops of piss from winding up staining your underwear. No class.

Rimbaud III wrote:

gjhardwick wrote:there was once a great mystery at my work when someone SHAT on the floor of one of the toilet stalls instead of taking the normal dump route.

we never did find out who the phantom shitter was either...

This was happening at my sister's office. IN THE LADIES TOILET. It went on for several months and involved crap being smeared over the mirrors and sinks. That's one paraphillia too far for me. Especially when the person responsible might have been female. That ladies poop is mind-blowing enough, but to think that some ladies enjoy redecorating toilets with that poop is just beyond belief.

yea i hate it when you see someone leaves the bathroom with out washing their hands after taking a crap... alot people dont wash there hands after taking a piss but iono it makes me feel uncomfortable to do that... i wonder all the crap they touch when they leave the bathroom without washing their hands!

An Apple and Microsoft programmer walk into the bathroom and line up at adjacent stalls. They piss and then finish their business. The Apple programmer starts to walk out the door.

The Microsoft programmer says, "At Microsoft, we wash our hands after we take a leak."

The Apple programmer responds, "At Apple, we don't piss on our hands!"

The Microsoft employee points out that the Apple employee has piss on his hands and a few drops on his trousers.

Then they both notice that a Linux programmer in the corner is pissing in a shoebox wrapped in tin foil.

So today, I went to piss

1. Urinal had not been flushed, filled w/ piss already
2. Divider wall, a BIG GIANT DRIED booger w/ a 3cm long nose hair attached! WTF

I am seriously going to triangle choke the next person I catch doing that, the problem is these fucking cowards hide and only pick and stick when not under supervision.

I'm 1 week away from making a video and sending it to the entire building