Never pay full price for cold pizza.
-TMNT
Personal Words to Live By
33"When I was 18, I couldn't believe how stupid my father was. When I was 21, I was surprised by how much he'd learned."
Personal Words to Live By
34"There is no idea that cannot be expressed in 200 words." --Eric Hoffer
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean to say they're not going to get you." --The Godfathers
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean to say they're not going to get you." --The Godfathers
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
Personal Words to Live By
35"Never, ever fuck a midget. It's a bunch of bullshit, trust me"
Words of wisdom from a good friend of mine
Words of wisdom from a good friend of mine
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Personal Words to Live By
36"Don't let assholes and idiots bother you, they're not worth your time and emotional energy. If they bother you, they've won, and their simplest punishement is your non-acceptance of their existence."
Paraphrased from my father.
Paraphrased from my father.
Personal Words to Live By
37"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
- My grandfather
- My grandfather
geiginni wrote:How about commemorative clock celebrating glorious anniversary of dead heros of great patriotic NASCAR?
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38pwalshj wrote:"When I was 18, I couldn't believe how stupid my father was. When I was 21, I was surprised by how much he'd learned."
Just wait until you start edging up on 40. I realized two things. One is that my dad is really, really wise, and also that he got that way living a life remarkably like my own.
I can't wait to see what happens when I have kids.
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE
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39hessburg wrote:My grandpa:
"Wish in one hand and shit in the other then see what you get."
Why are all grandpas obessesed with shit?
Because they remember a time when they could shit when they actually wanted to.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Personal Words to Live By
40Ye cannae polish a jobbie.
gjhardwick wrote:shut up you massive baptist