chopjob wrote:Don't fuck with the Wongs.
Is that so Wong?
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71Is that so Wong?
Available in hit crimson or surprising process this calculator will physics up your kitchen
Is that so Wong?
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72Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” - George Carlin R.I.P
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73"In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
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74Rachi wrote:Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
Making an assumption makes an ass out of u and mption.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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76I don't care if you think I'm a racist as long as you think I'm a thin racist.--Sarah Silverman
Ace wrote:derrida, man. like, profound.
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77Anyone named 'Critter' is probably pretty cool
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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78burun wrote:I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy.
thanks, james brown.
i know of people who think the line is "ka-razor."
they are dumb people.
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79You can lead a horse to water but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in both hands. - Vic Reeves.
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.
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80from Dr Awkward's little brother
"never mess with a man with no socks"
He was about age 8 at the time, but he is right, a man who owns no socks is a man with nothing to lose, never mess with that man.
"never mess with a man with no socks"
He was about age 8 at the time, but he is right, a man who owns no socks is a man with nothing to lose, never mess with that man.
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.