That video of some fat guy flooring Danzig in a backstage hallway was the closest I've gotten to enjoying professional wrestling since elementary school.








How about amateur wrestling? Now there’s a real, no-nonsense, homoerotic endeavor.

Retards acting retarded for the benefit of other retards.

Sorry if I've offended any retarded people.

How did I forget Gorgeous George ?

I really liked the way that Dennis Rodman brought an over-the-top gayness to professional sports. However, Gorgeous George totally out-gayed Dennis Rodman, and had Rodman beat by forty-plus years.

So great. So great to spray the perfumes in the wrestling "ring", which is actually "square", wtf.

CRAP!
Who actually gives a flying fuck about professional wrestling whos over 14? or has a higher than room temp IQ?

Professional wrestling defines THE CRAP.

The best way for faggot-punching white trash to simultaneously celebrate both their manliness and their thinly veiled desire to fuck the shit out of other men.

As camp though, it's not bad and frequently hilarious. But I remember watching a few minutes of it a couple years ago and it reminded me of an Arkansas neo-Nazi rally. A far cry from the "remember to take your vitamins, lil Hulk-sters!" years during the 80s.

Connor

I'm an idiot.

NOT CRAP

When I was a kid, pro wrestling was the coolest shit I'd ever seen in my life.

At this point, I could take it or leave it.

Except for the ECW Bloodsport DVD...shit's fucking TIGHT.

wes9 wrote:

Lobster Magnet wrote:I think in Japan people actually consider it a real sport

What I meant was, in Japan, it seems to be taken more seriously along the lines of an actual sport.