A fart is a message from toally land to tell us that the brownies are coming.


Who gassed ?

akinks wrote:Apparently my wife's Grandad use to adopted the Bruce Forsyth pose whenever he trumped.

See about 15 seconds in - Brucie bonus

I think they also called them "bumpers" in their household, because fart was too rude...

That is hilarious!

When I was like 5 years old, my parents didn't allow us to say "fart" so we used to call them "stinkbombs" or "stinkers".

dontfeartheringo wrote:"That's gonna itch when it dries."

That made me laugh really hard.

Fluffys

Easing along (while walking)

Blasting off (while sitting)

Kick in the Turbo (While running)

Givin'em a boost (While shitting)

Ezra wrote:

dontfeartheringo wrote:"That's gonna itch when it dries."

That made me laugh really hard.

Yes. Tears...down my face.

We weren't allowed "fart".

My mother says "boomed".
And "blew a button".

Both quite agressive when you think about it.

My father just yells, "Okay, who shit?" for others and "Wheww, that's some ass!" if it's his.

If it's me and there are a few people around, I'm fond of singling out one person and saying "Fuck, ubercat (i.e.), I know that's your brand" and giving them real stinky looks.



Not that I fart or anything.

Colonel Panic wrote:Nobody has yet mentioned "the dutch oven" (farting while in bed with your partner, then pulling the covers over her head).

Along the same lines. Dynamite Joe is when you press your ass up against someone and fart.

beowulf

oops! I'm sorry that you didn't you know that I hate you.

Sock OR Muffin? wrote:

Ezra wrote:

dontfeartheringo wrote:"That's gonna itch when it dries."

That made me laugh really hard.

Yes. Tears...down my face.

I said this to someone today and he nearly fell down laughing.

The first time I heard this we were backpacking in the Boundary Waters Wilderness Area and I laughed so hard I nearly rolled a canoe.

Freeze dried food can wreak havoc with one's belly...