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I know a few similar pictures did the rounds a couple of years back but I thought they were one-off weirdos. This is a New Jersey trend apparently?

What the fuck, kids? Check out the mini-Joe Pesci in the last one. A pink jacket and powder blue trousers. I don't think there was ever an era that that was fashionable in. Even in 1985 I think Lionel Ritchie would have asked him to tone it down a bit.

Do these fellas just insert their head into the exhaust pipe of an eighteen wheeler before they go out? And they have girls too! There are girls that think this looks good (on the men; the girls themselves are relatively tan-free). I shudder to think what their crotches look like.

Racists.

Rotten Tanx wrote:Sorry. I tried to think of a good thread title but nothing else was suitable.

Do dudes really slather on that much liquid tan? Is it somehow fashionable to look like an oompa loompa on the east coast?

When will this hit the midwest?

busbus wrote:When will this hit the midwest?

Please please please let this trend die at the coast.

Actually, I have seen some coastie bitches around campus here with the Oompa Loompa face already. Just not dudes yet.

You can be the first Kyle.

I am hoping beyond hope that this trend comes to our neck of the woods, imagine the hilarity. Where would this world be without New Jersey?

And I thought blackface was illegal.

Rotten Tanx wrote: I shudder to think what their crotches look like.

This should be a Dianogah song title.

They look like a western male version of japanese ganguro/yamamba gals.

Rotten Tanx wrote:

i refuse to believe you could date a man who looks remotely like this. It just isn't possible.