Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris taught Optimus Prime how to Transform. he then roundhouse kicked him.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion he'll beat it out of you.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world
once a month.They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries. ever
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.