...and then Satan created award shows.
Who is watching the Oscars tonight?
Celebrate your celebrities because they are putting on a great show for us ordinary mortals. All day today they ran around hysterically trying to decide what to wear just for our viewing pleasure.
In the beginning God created the earth...
2You're from Mozambique and you care about this shit? Shouldn't you be out killing a kangaroo rat to feed your wife and children?
In the beginning God created the earth...
3Amateur Tools wrote:[size=15]...and then Satan created award shows.
Who is watching the Oscars tonight?
Celebrate your celebrities because they are putting on a great show for us ordinary mortals. [b]All day today they ran around hysterically trying to decide what to wear just for our viewing pleasure.[/size][/b]
and you payed attention.
Fuck the oscars and fuck your threads.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?
In the beginning God created the earth...
4And you know whose ego is even bigger than the trailer trash actors who attend the Oscars?: the oh so luxuriously dressed female journalists sent to report from the show. They probably blew the cock of every single manager and producer at their station to be sent to the show.
In the beginning God created the earth...
5Hey, Daniel Day Lewis and Javier Bardem are both a lock to win an Oscar this year. As far as I'm concerned, that's damn cool.
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