aldofarian wrote:In comparison to hedges, fences rule. I have just spent the morning and most of my Sunday afternoon cutting back hedges and then cleaning up on the debris.
I know this is all pointless. Hedges don't stop. The more attention you pay them, the more they grow. They are like a Rick Reuben thread on a holiday weekend. They have thorns and they make me sneeze.

I'm not allowed to cut them down completely because "They look nice" and ",you know, they are kind of green".

I'd love a nice fence. I'd love to smell creosote in the morning.

Fences: Not crap.
Hedges: Cunts.

Marsupialized wrote:I have this idea for personal fences. It's a fence you wear around you as you walk through the city. You can see through it but people can't see in. Give you a good two or three feet area around you without some filthy fuck trying to steal your wallet or rub his boner on you.

km wrote:I don't think they make the landscape more appealing in any sense.

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:

aldofarian wrote:In comparison to hedges, fences rule. I have just spent the morning and most of my Sunday afternoon cutting back hedges and then cleaning up on the debris.
I know this is all pointless. Hedges don't stop. The more attention you pay them, the more they grow. They are like a Rick Reuben thread on a holiday weekend. They have thorns and they make me sneeze.

I'm not allowed to cut them down completely because "They look nice" and ",you know, they are kind of green".

I'd love a nice fence. I'd love to smell creosote in the morning.

Fences: Not crap.
Hedges: Cunts.

Also, you can't mount guns on hedges.

Marsupialized wrote:I have this idea for personal fences. It's a fence you wear around you as you walk through the city. You can see through it but people can't see in. Give you a good two or three feet area around you without some filthy fuck trying to steal your wallet or rub his boner on you.

Marsupialized wrote:I have this idea for personal fences. It's a fence you wear around you as you walk through the city. You can see through it but people can't see in. Give you a good two or three feet area around you without some filthy fuck trying to steal your wallet or rub his boner on you.