zom-zom wrote:I have Neatly Trimmed Strings and Strap-Locks. What is the advantage of having sharp, bouncing wires at the end of your guitar? Is it so difficult to again use that wire-cutter you have already used to remove the strings?

I like having my guitars not crashing into the floor. They work better without breakage I've found.

i second this.

duct tape is for when your guitar strap/strap button breaks and you're on tour with no time to repair it.

trimming your strings, as with pubes, there's just no point not to.

Maurice wrote:Human Sexual Response had four singers in addition to the guitarist, bassist, and drummer. And sucked balls mightily.

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steve wrote:

Maurice wrote:Human Sexual Response had four singers in addition to the guitarist, bassist, and drummer. And sucked balls mightily.

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Zing! Ouch!

Any band member is drinking a can of Red Bull.

Chapman stick on stage.

Frank Decent wrote:Chapman stick on stage.

HEY, Tony Levin's gonna kick your ass. With his, uh, cacti.

Skronk wrote:

Frank Decent wrote:Chapman stick on stage.

HEY, Tony Levin's gonna kick your ass. With his Rocket DildoTM

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No way any music made with that thing is listenable. No way.

Some of these have been covered, but here's mine:

Double Bass Drumkit
Double Bass pedal (aka, Double Bass Drumkit in stealth mode)
All the drummer's cymbals are ultra shiny
Chinaboy Cymbals
Trace Elliot Bass Amp
Hartke Bass Cabs
Mesa Booger Double Rectumfryer amps, or their bigger badder bros, Triple Rectumfryers
Guitar amp knobs have been replaced with skull knobs

and finally, the Distant Early Warning indicator, The band's Logo is written out in the Olde English typeface on the flyer for the show.

The band asks the audience to hug each other or snuggle before they start.

The band hugs each other or snuggles before they start.

The guitarist breaks a string on the first chord on the first song.