givemenoughrope wrote:I leap out my behind the kit, dressed as a Kangaroo, and toss a bucket of pig's blood on the front row. During the initial seconds of disbelief, I attach jumper cables to the left ear of each person. Flip a switch and let the urine flow like urine. This is all during the setup/line check.

Sign of a bad band?

Maurice wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:I leap out my behind the kit, dressed as a Kangaroo, and toss a bucket of pig's blood on the front row. During the initial seconds of disbelief, I attach jumper cables to the left ear of each person. Flip a switch and let the urine flow like urine. This is all during the setup/line check.

Sign of a bad band?

This becomes much more interesting of a question if you have a fretless Steinberger bass and a Chapman Stick in the lineup.

givemenoughrope wrote:I'm playing a double-necked Strinberger bass/Chapman stick that is worn at nipple height (a good 18 inches above my pouch). Pig's blood squirts out of and hits the first person who gawks at my unique fart stick. Electrocution and urination ensures.

Howma doin?

ginandtacos.com wrote:Also, I give up: what's FYP? I think I missed the boat on this trendy bit of jargon.

d865 wrote:Guitar player playing through a roland jazz chorus. Unless your name is Vito Greco and you played guitar for a band named Table.

MF Nightmen wrote:

d865 wrote:Guitar player playing through a roland jazz chorus. Unless your name is Vito Greco and you played guitar for a band named Table, or you name is Steven and you are in Scul Hazzards, or "Handsome" James and you were in the band My Sister The Cop.

fyp

DrAwkward wrote:

BadComrade wrote:Guitar strap duct taped to guitar, because those $10 strap-locks are just too much money. Usually goes hand-in-hand with "too lazy to trim strings" look.

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choppy wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

BadComrade wrote:Guitar strap duct taped to guitar, because those $10 strap-locks are just too much money. Usually goes hand-in-hand with "too lazy to trim strings" look.

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What, you really want me to put strap locks on my $125 bass? You can just buy 'em for me, ass.