What s the last text message you sent-received?
122overheard in my office building: "i'm not taking the strippers to white castle!!!"
What s the last text message you sent-received?
123In: Hey beautiful i'm so glad you enjoyed it (MBV gig) i was thinking of u as always, ru still on ur holidays this week? I'm ok thanks survived capsize and about to run up harp hill! Does ur phone receive photos?X
Out: You ok?
from ex who's just split from boyfriend.
she is so nice and i'm so fixed in a relationship.
Out: You ok?
from ex who's just split from boyfriend.
she is so nice and i'm so fixed in a relationship.
As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops
What s the last text message you sent-received?
126Out: The other band canceled. Maybe we should cancel.
In: You cancel and you cancel hard.
In: You cancel and you cancel hard.
Colonel Panic wrote:Anybody who gazes directly into a laser is an idiot.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
127I: I'd forgotten how weird Ash Bowie looks.
O: "Tell the bartender you're a BUTTHEAD to get a deal on drinks"
O: "Tell the bartender you're a BUTTHEAD to get a deal on drinks"
chrysler wrote:The home page says "Welcome!", but the message board sometimes does not.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
128me: out front...side
friend: cool, there soon
txting is the lame, generally.
friend: cool, there soon
txting is the lame, generally.
What s the last text message you sent-received?
129In: "I knew you'd say something about the exclamation point."
Out: "Exclamation points enforce meaning."
Out: "Exclamation points enforce meaning."
What s the last text message you sent-received?
130I don't send many text messages. They cost too much.
The last one was:
"You think animal sacrifice will appease the angry computer gods?"
"No. Only human sacrifice."
The last one was:
"You think animal sacrifice will appease the angry computer gods?"
"No. Only human sacrifice."
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.