Sowley wrote:

chairman_hall wrote:Why don't people start threads asking me about bands I like?

for fuckin serious--and my name is steve!


stephen, but ya know...

Johnny C wrote:

Steve Albini wrote:It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Steve Albini wrote:Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

Steve Albini wrote:Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Steve Albini wrote:Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.

Steve Albini wrote:When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Johnny C wrote:

Steve Albini wrote:It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Steve Albini wrote:Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

Steve Albini wrote:Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Steve Albini wrote:Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.

Steve Albini wrote:When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Frank Decent wrote:Dear Mr. Steve:

Should I eat some more chips or just go to bed?

Ace wrote:

Frank Decent wrote:Dear Mr. Steve:

Should I eat some more chips or just go to bed?

What kind of chips? I'm seriously considering heading on over to the store and picking me up some.

connor wrote:I can't go to bed cause my head's all itchy.

Maybe some chips would help?

burun wrote:

connor wrote:I can't go to bed cause my head's all itchy.

Maybe some chips would help?

Neutrogena T-Gel shampoo.

It works.

Seriously.