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What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound or noise do you hate?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to participate in?

What is your favorite curseword?

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

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Yeah, okay.

What is your favorite word? Daddy.

What is your least favorite word? Faggot.

What turns you on? Competence. Integrity. A flat belly. Spectacles.

What turns you off? Laziness. Recklessness.

What sound do you love? My son's laughter.

What sound or noise do you hate? Hate is an acid that burns its container from the inside. However, I really, really dislike the sound of young people crying from real grief.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Soccer player.

What profession would you not like to participate in? Lawyer. Policeman.

What is your favorite curseword? God Fucking Dammit.

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? ________ is here. Right this way.

Incidentally, when Lipton asked Johnny Depp that last question, his answer was, "Wow!"

What is your favorite word? currently, "motherfucker."

What is your least favorite word? rigmarole.

What turns you on? being drunk.

What turns you off? being alone.

What sound do you love? the noises from my amp.

What sound or noise do you hate? ringing phones.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? ha, "profession." i wish i could get by doing what i do now.

What profession would you not like to participate in? i'll second the "cop" and "lawyer' answer and add "judge."

What is your favorite curseword? "double dammit."

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? hey james, that room you had with the drum set, bass rig, guitar rig, recorder, stereo, and weights is over there. call if you need anything.

What is your favorite word? I don't actually think I have one

What is your least favorite word? crybaby

What turns you on? having a stupid sense of humor, being articulate, having well thought-out opinions and ideas about stuff

What turns you off? rampant asshole syndrome, aka people who think they're right about everything and make no effort to consider the possibility that they're not the most important thing in the universe

What sound do you love? rain

What sound or noise do you hate? loud giggles

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? don't have a profession, but um (assuming it's something I know I'm not going to end up doing)...video game designer.

What profession would you not like to participate in? just about anything involving stocks.

What is your favorite curseword? shit

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "hey, <random dead person I idolize> is a big fan of yours and he/she wants to take you out for Mexican food and talk to you."

What is your favorite word? Swine

What is your least favorite word? Bro

What turns you on? Ankles

What turns you off? Perfume

What sound do you love? Sound

What sound or noise do you hate? Silence

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Librarian

What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything that kept me sitting at a desk all day.

What is your favorite curseword? FUCK

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Hey, I know you weren't "Perfect", but, you tried to be a good honorable person. Get yer ass in there and have a good time."

What is your favorite word? Narrative

What is your least favorite word? Blossom

What turns you on? Summer dresses

What turns you off? Lesbians

What sound do you love? The first two chords of T. Rex's "20th Century Boy"

What sound or noise do you hate? Leafblowers

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Train conductor

What profession would you not like to participate in? Landlord

What is your favorite curseword? Cocksucker

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? You were right; I was wrong

iembalm wrote:Yeah, okay.

What is your favorite word? Daddy.

My son has recently taken to calling me "Dad" instead of "Daddy."

This is depressing to me.

What is your favorite word?
Douche or Douchebag.

What is your least favorite word?
Bubblegum.

What turns you on?
I'm easy. Tits and ass.

What turns you off?
Fat butts.

What sound do you love?
A tap or click. Also, my bass through my amp.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Chewing of tortilla chips by other people.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Sound for film.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Data entry.

What is your favorite curseword?
Fuck.

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You were right."

ergo space pig wrote:What turns you off? rampant asshole syndrome, aka people who think they're right about everything and make no effort to consider the possibility that they're not the most important thing in the universe.

your time here might be short then.