Morning Email Spam wrote:Ha, ha, ha! With a peniss of your's it's only poossible to fuuck a Thumbelinna! Go fix it rright now!
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2Now if you would quit visiting those "hung like an acorn" sites, this wouldn't be happening to you.
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4Well, the Olympics are coming up.
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!
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5Evening Email Spam wrote:Bodyguards posted outside Jolies vagina
If they polish up their proofreading, these writers should get their own show.
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!
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6caix wrote:Morning Email Spam wrote:Ha, ha, ha! With a peniss of your's it's only poossible to fuuck a Thumbelinna! Go fix it rright now!
Been wondering what ol' coceng's been up to.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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7sparky wrote:Evening Email Spam wrote:Bodyguards posted outside Jolies vagina
If they polish up their proofreading, these writers should get their own show.
are you Polish EAers going to take this?
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8caix wrote:Morning Email Spam wrote:Ha, ha, ha! With a peniss of your's it's only poossible to fuuck a Thumbelinna! Go fix it rright now!
This was my recent favorite as well, until I checked my mail a second ago:
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Subject: Paris Hilton: I Will Give My Body To The Winner Of The French Open
New Evidence Suggests That The President May Be Drinking Again
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and lightning struck twice:
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Subject: Mike Tyson To Fight Michael Jackson
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.
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9I check a "jobs@..." account. It's sort of creepy, the progressive e-mails (whether or not they are supposed to coincide):
20 minutes later...
then...
finally...
"jobs, viagra 30% off"
20 minutes later...
"jobs, viagra 35% off"
then...
"jobs, viagra 50% off"
finally...
"you look really stupid, jobs"
Jon San Paolo
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10Senator John Mccain Wishes To Have Sex With Model Heidi Klum; Others
Rupaul: Ron Paul Is My Brother!
Haha... wait, what's this?
Larry King shot dead at home - Sampras killed in freak automobile accident
Noooooooooo
Marsupialized wrote:You are shitting me