Marsupialized wrote:Wanna hear something even better?
There's a girl I work with on Sundays, she has her lesbian life mate and their kid come and hang out while she works. They are all really nice, but the way they speak to each other is eerily similar to the two unicorns here.
They are looking at rugs online right now, they are gonna buy a rug I guess...
'ooohhhh...that design is spectacular!'
'Yes, spectacular'
'Just wonderful'
'Wonderful!'
'The circles are amaaaazing'
'Oh yes, just amaaaazing!'
'I can't wait to go and buy it'
'It's gonna be a wonderful day!'
'Yes, wonderful!'

Stepford-Christian lesbians. Good stuff.

Marsupialized wrote:

Rachi wrote:

ERawk wrote:

Rachi wrote:Just watched this. Damn hilarious....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

That makes ChopJob's remark in this thread all the more classic:

http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... ht=unicorn

Brilliant!
It's a bridge of hope and wondeeeer

Wanna hear something even better?
There's a girl I work with on Sundays, she has her lesbian life mate and their kid come and hang out while she works. They are all really nice, but the way they speak to each other is eerily similar to the two unicorns here.
They are looking at rugs online right now, they are gonna buy a rug I guess...
'ooohhhh...that design is spectacular!'
'Yes, spectacular'
'Just wonderful'
'Wonderful!'
'The circles are amaaaazing'
'Oh yes, just amaaaazing!'
'I can't wait to go and buy it'
'It's gonna be a wonderful day!'
'Yes, wonderful!'

Three sentences into that I was reading it with Chip and Dale's voices in my head.

There's a dude standing around by the fence looking out onto the runways, he's been out there all day. Girl here called the cops, when they went over there they caught him masturbating, looking at the airplanes taking off.
Seriously. They were just here and told us the story. Cops said this happens 'from time to time'

At 0.30am tonight, someone rang our bell. There was a fire in the building where I live. I went to the balcony and the neighbours living on the other side of the street told me there was a fire at the 7th floor. Stéphanie called the firemen and we woke all our neighbours up and we all waited for the firemen in the street. We could see some small flames. The firemen arrived in less than 5 minutes and were done 3 minutes later. It was a small fire in one of those things where you put plants, probably due to a cigarette.

Most of our neighbours thanked us but we had the feeling that some of them thought we had waken them up for nothing.

Well, I guess, next time there is a fire in our building, we may let them die in their sleep.

marsupialized wrote:

There's a dude standing around by the fence looking out onto the runways, he's been out there all day. Girl here called the cops, when they went over there they caught him masturbating, looking at the airplanes taking off.
Seriously. They were just here and told us the story. Cops said this happens 'from time to time'

Funny, it happens at my job too.

Maybe he was masturbating while hoping for a plane to crash. I've heard that there's some weird kind of psychological condition like that. Like some arsonists, they get off on watching the destruction that they had caused. People like that might perform some sort of sabotage on a train, plane, railroad crossing or whatever, and then jerk off while watching the ensuing disaster happen.

Colonel Panic wrote:People like that might perform some sort of sabotage on a train, plane, railroad crossing or whatever, and then jerk off while watching the ensuing disaster happen.

Didn't Steven Segal face a guy doing that in one of his movies?

MOTHERFUCK.

I just realized that Boris is in town. TONIGHT.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

Fuck.

Nina wrote:MOTHERFUCK.

I just realized that Boris is in town. TONIGHT.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

Fuck.

Yeah, they played with Torche and Lair Of The Minotaur last night here. We didn't go because it was probably at least $30 a person.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

Nina wrote:MOTHERFUCK.

I just realized that Boris is in town. TONIGHT.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

Fuck.

Yeah, they played with Torche and Lair Of The Minotaur last night here. We didn't go because it was probably at least $30 a person.

Same line up here. $14.

Starts in, uh, 11 minutes.

Am deciding if I am about to spring into action or be a fucking lazyass as I have been all day. (Just woke up a couple hours ago)