Mandroid2.0 wrote:I think this rule was probably manufactured in order to cover up the mess you assholes with your rocket urine make on the rim of the bowl. When I go to the bathroom, I don't want to see your dried urine stains with your pubic hairs encrusted in it. I've never met one among you who cleans the toilet the requisite once a week (or really even once a month), so do me a favour and leave the seat down so that I don't also vomit when I sit down to excrete my wastes.

Also, if you leave the seat up and I wake up in the middle of the night and fall into the toilet because I was avoiding turning the light on/disturbing your rest, I will turn the lights on in order to kick you in the nuts.

SecondEdition wrote:It's a good rule.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:I sit when I pee. Problem solved. Standing when you pee at home is silly. Is there anything else that you can do equally well sitting and standing that you stand to do? Do you stand when you watch TV or read a book, just because you can? Why stand when you pee? In public restrooms, obviously. But at home? Forget that.

m.koren wrote:

SecondEdition wrote:It's a good rule.

Fuckin' sellout liberal !!!

SecondEdition wrote:So what?