Mandroid2.0 wrote:I think this rule was probably manufactured in order to cover up the mess you assholes with your rocket urine make on the rim of the bowl. When I go to the bathroom, I don't want to see your dried urine stains with your pubic hairs encrusted in it. I've never met one among you who cleans the toilet the requisite once a week (or really even once a month), so do me a favour and leave the seat down so that I don't also vomit when I sit down to excrete my wastes.
Also, if you leave the seat up and I wake up in the middle of the night and fall into the toilet because I was avoiding turning the light on/disturbing your rest, I will turn the lights on in order to kick you in the nuts.
If I leave little sprinkles on the rim of the bowl, or maybe even a hair... I will wipe it away with toilet paper. I don't want anyone who uses the toilet after me thinking... "Oh, WoundedFoot was in here before me. What a disgusting motherfucker! Leaving his piss and fallen pubes on the rim of the bowl! GUH-ROSS!"
I'm at least that considerate.