I got a sheety tenant(s) now - m.koren. Any teeps for revenges? For start, I eeveect with no geeving notice at end of month. But then, thees just not enoughs, meh. Maybe I dump gallon of black primer all over stereo seesteem ? Replaces indie rock records weeth Fleret albums ? Masturbate over peellow while not m.koren home ? Wait, assholes! I know. I'll burn jew star eento hood of fahging car. Already I know beelding manager doesn't give a rat's ass about thees sheety tenant, and no one at my properties managements company speaks the English, I make sure they not least bit polites or helpfuls when fahging tenant asked for a new carpet. Haha, asshole! Anyway PRF, I interested to hear the fahging suggestions you make offer me. Meh. Asshole!

Give him his 'new' carpet, just make sure that it's not so new...

Hahaha, Fleret.

I know...when him all the time not pay rent and tell no evict me please...

Maybe leave banana peel on bathroom floor. He slip and hit his head on bathtub.

Shady Landlord wrote: For start, I eeveect with no geeving notice at end of month.

That would be great, Shady. And because I'm not going to get my damage deposit back, I'll make sure I get my money's worth by bat-fucking your windshield. You like that jazz? So now we call it fair deal, eh ?

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Maybe leave banana peel on bathroom floor. He slip and hit his head on bathtub.

Yeah, seeing as I'm already stepping over the previous tenant's pubic and head hair in said bathroom... why not up the stakes ?

m.koren wrote:That would be great, Shady. And because I'm not going to get my damage deposit back, I'll make sure I get my money's worth by bat-fucking your windshield. You like that jazz? So now we call it fair deal, eh ?

Haha, you weel be strike out trying to hit car! Hahahahaha! Loser guy! Meh.

m.koren wrote:Yeah, seeing as I'm already stepping over the previous tenant's pubic and head hair in said bathroom... why not up the stakes ?

You are filthy motherfahger. Try clean bathroom instead of rub your balls on deerty floor, bastard guy! Asshole!

My fat fahging cousin enter your apartment while you not home and farts every day on your bread and puts back een bag and he put your vegetables een hees armpeets after get nice sweating and put back. Hahaha! Then we laugh and drink the beer and leesten to Iva Frühlingová. She so faghing sexy! Not meh!

Steve, thankyou for not banning Shady Landlord.

That's all. Carry on.

Have yer brother-in-law fuck him.

ubercat wrote:Have yer brother-in-law fuck him.

Would you ?

Shady Landlord wrote:Haha, you weel be strike out trying to hit car! Hahahahaha! Loser guy! Meh.

Actually, you're right. I got your lawnmower that time. I thought it was your ride. Sorry, man. There's always next 4 a.m. For future, I try harder.