m.koren wrote:Actually, you're right. I got your lawnmower that time. I thought it was your ride. Sorry, man. There's always next 4 a.m. For future, I try harder.

Hahahaha! Thees not problem of Shady. Thees put een alley for reason, for Mexican guy to make haul away een metal recycling truck. Eet already broken. Eenjoy fart sandwich, asshole! Hahaha!


PS. I turn off hot water now your ahpahrtment. Try relax! Hahahaha!


Meh.

I hate you, Shady landlord.

Edit: Hey, you can turn off the furnace too. It sounds like a fucking diesel engine and it stays on between 9pm and 8 am. What the fuck is with that ? You got a rusty 78' Mercedes in the storage room or some shit ?

And I found, just today, a bunch of caked, brown crud mixed with the previous tenant's hair together in one big, happy circle 'round the shower knob. Did you actually give that bitch her damage deposit back or did she go down on you (despite being 1/3 your age) to make up for fucking the place up ? And you say the carpets were "professionally " cleaned ? What kind of shit lie is that ? There's all these brown spots on the carpet. Maybe those spots have been the places where you entered your sister's sewer-orfice ? Hey, that should normally be your business, but not in my fucking suite, you cheesy fuckstick !!!
Get to work, you fucker of swine.

MF Nightmen wrote:Steve, thankyou for not banning Shady Landlord.

Yes, I agree. Shady Landlord rules. And he talks like the crocs in "Pearls Before Swine." More Shady Landlord!

haha, me and shady landlord got it made...

Shady Landlord wrote:... Iva Frühlingová[/url]. She so faghing sexy! Not meh!

This is correct.