Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:

Tommy Alpha wrote:Just don't turn up. Fuck that noise.

"Wow, you sure got bald, huh? Wow, kids eh? Married... alright.

Me? Oh yeah, I quit my attempt at a career in order to be poor and single and write a novel. What's it about..? oh you know... the hope and imagination you have in childhood and how life robs it all... uh, it's just about stuff. My band? We play kind of cross between jazz, stoner and math rock. math rock? You know like... slint? mogwai? uh...radiohead?"

FUCK THAT NOISE

Why not go in a ski mask and carrying a shotgun?
Hold everyone up and steal their money.
Just don't forget to sign the guest book with the name of one of the unpopular kids who isn't there.

Ha! You know, I might be putting in an appearance at the next one now. At least one of those fucks looks like theys getting paid

Hi PRF! I'm typing this from a little internet kiosk in Auckland airport. I'm even hairier than usual today because some ballbag stole my razor and shaving brush from our communal bathroom a few days ago. Regardless, the tools world tour must continue, so it's on to Brisbane, and then Tokyo in a little over a week. I'm excited about the possibility of buyinng a new razor in Japan, hopefully one with a picture of Pikachu on it!

Tim! Glad you are surviving. When are you back in Scotland?

night_tools wrote:Hi PRF! I'm typing this from a little internet kiosk in Auckland airport. I'm even hairier than usual today because some ballbag stole my razor and shaving brush from our communal bathroom a few days ago. Regardless, the tools world tour must continue, so it's on to Brisbane, and then Tokyo in a little over a week. I'm excited about the possibility of buyinng a new razor in Japan, hopefully one with a picture of Pikachu on it!

I hope you're not spending anytime in Brisbane airport.

It's fucking horrible.

I made a kid cry at work today.

whoops.

Rachi wrote:Clean shoes....

Shoes are shoes Rachi, they don't have a place on the couch. Slippers, yeah ok, but shoes?

He didn't have to go away in a bad mood, though.

Yesterday I bought a $100 bottle of tequila.

Then I finished it. In one sitting. I didn't think that was even possible, but it is. The karaoke party hated me.

Braden wrote:Yesterday I bought a $100 bottle of tequila.

Then I finished it. In one sitting. I didn't think that was even possible, but it is. The karaoke party hated me.

and you are posting from beyond the grave. spooky.

I watched the olympics at work. all day. rad boss set up HD LCD in office.

yay.

aussie. oi.

I ate Burmese food for the first time today. It was pretty tasty, though I would have thought it would be spicier. I am definitely intrigued by Burmese cuisine and intend to learn more about it in my free time.

Spent most of the day watching the Olympics.

-Ben's cousin won a gold medal as part of the men's 4x100m men's freestyle relay (he was part of the qualifying team, not the final team).
-Sculling is boring as hell to watch, as is volleyball.
-The Chinese women's gymnastic team is all 16-years old or older competitors. My ass is also gold plated and I shit diamonds. Drop the minimum age requirement, douches. These girls are going to be just as emotionally and physically messed up if you let them compete at age 11 as they will be if you let them into the Olympics at age 13...*ahem* I mean age 16.
-Synchro diving?!?! I had no clue this existed.
-Did anyone catch the giant 1/2" thick and 6" long scab running down G.W. Bush's arm when they panned the crowd during one of the swimming events? Perhaps another Segway incident?

Tommy Alpha wrote:Just don't turn up. Fuck that noise.

"Wow, you sure got bald, huh? Wow, kids eh? Married... alright.

Me? Oh yeah, I quit my attempt at a career in order to be poor and single and write a novel. What's it about..? oh you know... the hope and imagination you have in childhood and how life robs it all... uh, it's just about stuff. My band? We play kind of cross between jazz, stoner and math rock. math rock? You know like... slint? mogwai? uh...radiohead?"

FUCK THAT NOISE

t'was funny