SHELLAC IN PLAYING RATHER GOOD GIG IN UK NEWS...

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Rotten effing Tanx wrote:Dearest Shellac,

Play England sometime. Not London, that's not really part of England. Many years ago we took the smelliest part of the country, cordoned it off and sent all the twats to live there. All they do is saunter around in their pinstripe suits, snort coke off the bonnets (hoods) of their mercedes and hang around in buildings designed from a protestant nun's artistic rendition of an erect penis.

Birmingham sucks too but at least people don't shout nonsense at bands and you don't have to remortgage your children for a thimbleful of warm dr pepper.

stay up,

Russell


Bobby Weston wrote:We may be in the UK in the fall.


Russell Tanx wrote:It wasn't a request, Robert. You'll play where I bloody well tell you. Remember who pays your wages.


Robbie W wrote:Okay then, Birmingham it is.



You're welcome, guys.


See Tommy, being a pushy cunt pays off!
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.

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