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23...tried to go to a show last night...didn't make it passed the opening band...granted it was a "Drums vs Drum Machines. Samplers vs Guitars. Take these oppositional elements, add a willingness to start a band first and learn how to use the gear later, crank it up to 25,000, and that's somewhere in the neighborhood of The Octopus Project" kind of show.

-taken from their actual bio- cooooooooooooooooool...

37...with surprisingly few of the signifiers of conventional maturity.

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39!!




(until 11 days from now)

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74 years old. yeah, yeah, yeah, i look 75 but that's only because you have cataracts. not me, sucker! fit as a fuckin' fiddle! 74 years young!

I turned 45 this year.
I bleach my hair out.
I still play in a band.

Tonight, I even have the most honorable Chris Bjorklund (very close to my age, I believe) and a guy from Polara coming over to rehearse a short set of Glam-Rock for an upcoming "cameo".

It's laughable what so many young smartasses think about becoming middle-aged. Misconceptions. I once was a young smartass, now I'm a middle-aged smartass. I'm better at it than any of you.

Enjoy your inevitable decline.

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