I like this one:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 0320&hl=en
Singer:Ronnie James Dio
43I was in some bar joking around with some skank about Dio and the lyrics to the song "Holy Diver" which I had never heard. Next thing I know, I'm stoned and in the back of a minivan wearing an American flag visor cap. She's blowing me and actually really enjoying the tune. The lyrics made just as much sense coming from her muffled palette.
Singer:Ronnie James Dio
44Though I grew up on the south side of Milwaukee where Dio patches on jean jackets were very popular throughout high school I've never personally paid enough attention to Dio to make an informed crap-oriented yes/no decision on his merit.
But I do know that one of the few things Rollins has done that I consider genius is to say this...
But I do know that one of the few things Rollins has done that I consider genius is to say this...
Saw that on wikiquote a while back, and smiled widely."Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it's like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and...get a fake mic, like a celery stick or a pen, and I play any record that features the vocalist Ronnie James Dio. And you can just pretend you're Dio, because on every album he does, he has minimum one, usually three, *EVIL WOMAN LOOK OUT!*- songs. And if you wanna point like Dio, it's a three-finger point. (heavy metal voice) 'The exit is that way. Evil LURKS! Evil lurks in twilight! Dances in the DARK! Evil woman! Just WALK AWAY!'"
Singer:Ronnie James Dio
45sierackir wrote:But I do know that one of the few things Rollins has done that I consider genius is to say this...Saw that on wikiquote a while back, and smiled widely."Whenever I get dumped, I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it's like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and...get a fake mic, like a celery stick or a pen, and I play any record that features the vocalist Ronnie James Dio. And you can just pretend you're Dio, because on every album he does, he has minimum one, usually three, *EVIL WOMAN LOOK OUT!*- songs. And if you wanna point like Dio, it's a three-finger point. (heavy metal voice) 'The exit is that way. Evil LURKS! Evil lurks in twilight! Dances in the DARK! Evil woman! Just WALK AWAY!'"
Yes. This is truly funny.
I personally like the story of how he'd play Mob Rules to get the gay guys fucking next door really into it. Funny shit.
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