"i'm a wild one,
i'm gonna break the news,
i'm gonna tell it to the jews,
i'm a real wild child."
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
83I think it was Ellen who said the first time she heard "More Than a Woman" by the Bee Gees, she thought it was
"bald headed woman
bald headed woman to mee.."
"bald headed woman
bald headed woman to mee.."
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
84caix wrote:"Once,
Twice,
Thrice times a lay-day..."
once
twice
three times you're pregnant
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
85"who wrote the book of love" - the monotones
"chapter 1 says you fuck her / you fuck her with all your parts / chapter 2 you tell her / that you're never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna fart / chapter 3 says "blowjob" is the meaning of romance / in chapter 4 you break up, but you can still get in her pants"
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"scenes from an italian restaurant" - billy joel
"take a bottle of red, a fuckin' bottle of white..."
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"after the goldrush" - neil young
it doesn't really matter WHERE you fit it, it could be pretty much any line of the song, but i like changing the lyrics to:
"you were talkin' 'bout cunnilingus, with your grandma in the yard"
"chapter 1 says you fuck her / you fuck her with all your parts / chapter 2 you tell her / that you're never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna fart / chapter 3 says "blowjob" is the meaning of romance / in chapter 4 you break up, but you can still get in her pants"
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"scenes from an italian restaurant" - billy joel
"take a bottle of red, a fuckin' bottle of white..."
***
"after the goldrush" - neil young
it doesn't really matter WHERE you fit it, it could be pretty much any line of the song, but i like changing the lyrics to:
"you were talkin' 'bout cunnilingus, with your grandma in the yard"
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
86I was reminded of two tonight The Beatles 'Ticket To Ride' a friend of mine sang it like this once and it stuck ever since:My ba-by don-key!Also, 'So Long, Marianne' by Leonard CohenYou left when I told you I was curious, I never said that I was braaaavebecomesYou left when I told you I was curious, I never said that I was gaaaay
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
87ubercat wrote:Season ticket on a one way ride.If that is wrong (and I admit it's never made that much sense?) - what do you propose as the actual, correct lyric then?
My mind, it's a terrible diskette.
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
88'who else is gonna give you a broken highway'
scott wrote:It was fun. We laughed, we cried, most of us shit ourselves as far as I know. What a world.
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
89jayryan wrote:and fugazi, latin roots: "it's time to be jamaican, it's time to be jamaican".(it's time to meet your makers)My girlfriend and I always sing: "It's time to meet Jamaicans."
Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh
90A guy in my jr. high biology class sang this to the tune of 'Dancing With MyselfAnd when I get a chanceI'm pulling down my pantsAnd I'll be playing with myselfeh, had to be there
spaghetti