Lyrics you sing wrong because they make you laugh

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"who wrote the book of love" - the monotones

"chapter 1 says you fuck her / you fuck her with all your parts / chapter 2 you tell her / that you're never, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna fart / chapter 3 says "blowjob" is the meaning of romance / in chapter 4 you break up, but you can still get in her pants"

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"scenes from an italian restaurant" - billy joel

"take a bottle of red, a fuckin' bottle of white..."

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"after the goldrush" - neil young

it doesn't really matter WHERE you fit it, it could be pretty much any line of the song, but i like changing the lyrics to:

"you were talkin' 'bout cunnilingus, with your grandma in the yard"

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