Man, we were having a field day with this one.I... I was just, you know, going to cruise around Italy for a bit. Yeah, just cruising. But I... I didn't really need all that junk but I don't know how to pack light, and I figured while I'm cruising I could maybe, uh, pay a boy to hold my junk.

See, this is the kind of thing I would like to thank God for, if only there was a God. So it's bittersweet......like a young man's cum!

El Protoolio wrote:So it's bittersweet......like a young man's cum!Amen!

Mark Hansen wrote:....to handle his luggage....Best euphemism of the day!

Like Jesus Christ, I deliberately spend time with sinners with the loving goal to try to help themUnlike Jesus Christ, he also helps draft bigoted legislation and remove adoption rights from gay men and women.Be who you are. Asshole.

I'm guessing they also had all night "prayer sessions" as well.

BadComrade wrote:Mark Hansen wrote:BadComrade wrote:I'd like to see a thread / series of news stories outing gays as Republicans.Here's a list of five notable, and recent, examples of this.There are other lists on the net as well; but, I haven't looked at them, and I'm not sure of their veracity, and anyways, outing is generally wrong unless the person being outed is a huge hypocrite regarding homosexuality."I hear RSMurphy is a Republican!"Well, there are the "log cabin Republicans" who are voluntarily out, and are Republicans based on mostly economic reasons, without the rest of the accompanying conservative Republican social agenda; I think the the rest of the Republicans just try to ignore their existence.

Just for fun, here's a link to a wiki list of notable scandals involving Christian evangelicals, about a third of which are scandals relating to the person's closeted homosexuality. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Ch ... 2.80.9340s

BadComrade wrote:I'd like to see a thread / series of news stories outing gays as Republicans.Here's a list of five notable, and recent, examples of this.http://www.badmouth.net/top-five-republ ... -scandals/There are other lists on the net as well; but, I haven't looked at them, and I'm not sure of their veracity, and anyways, outing is generally wrong unless the person being outed is a huge hypocrite regarding homosexuality.

RSMurphy wrote:BadComrade wrote:I'd like to see a thread / series of news stories outing gays as Republicans.No need for outing, they all like to gather here.I think I related a story here once about marching with the Stonewall Democrats in a Pride Parade. It was after the 2000 presidential election. We were dressed as supreme court judges (one in drag as Sandra Day O'Connor) and the ringleader was wearing a W mask, hotpants, and carrying an oil can and bag of sugar/coke. We'd stop every so often and pound a crown on W's head while throwing out discarded ballots into the crowd. A group of LCR's, I am assuming, were shouting at us: GIVE IT UP, YOU LOST, GET OVER IT, and other bullshit. Unbelievable.You think coming out as queer is difficult, imagine coming out to your family as a card-carrying republican.edit: beaten by a breeder.Ha!!!