goatlord wrote:I've always thought that on "Therefore I Am", Jim O'Rourke sings:It s not like I want to be gayBut I can t help myselfIt s just that I amDon't know why, that always cracked me up.I seriously thought those were the actual lyrics. Between this and learning that I've been mispronouncing Ian MacKaye's name incorrectly for years, I am getting schooled this week.

Arson Smith wrote:Jealous cowards try to control Ride the boat!We're gonna ride the boat!They distort what we say Ride the boat!We're gonna ride the boat!Try and stop what we do Ride the boat!We're gonna ride the boat!When they can't do it themselves Ride the boat!We're gonna ride the boat!This is simply outstanding.

I was just reminded of this one today.On Staind's It's Been Awhile (that's the title, right?) I always hear:And everything I can't rememberSince we dropped acid on BeijingI remember being honestly surprised to find out that wasn't the line. I don't know why. Nor do I remember or care what the actual line is.

Charlie D wrote:Dave N. wrote:Does J Robbins not yell "I farted!" at 1:20?Sounds like it. I laughed my ass off, too.Ditto

Every single time:"If I was a preacher, Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you."I hear:"If I was a pretty girl,Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you.

phpBB [media]I've always heard the opening lines asSmoke crack when you wantinstead ofShoes crack when you walkI prefer my version to theirs.

Today I discovered a friend has always thought that in All Along the Watchtower, Jimi is saying Lawman takes my herb, when it's actually more like Plowmen dig my earth .

catwoman wrote:Today I discovered a friend has always thought that in All Along the Watchtower, Jimi is saying Lawman takes my herb, when it's actually more like Plowmen dig my earth .Haha! I sometimes hear plowmen dig my herb, like Hendrix has come across the dankest shit in history and these plowmen are all about it.I mean, I know what the lyric is, but I still often hear dig my herb.

ERawk wrote:This may not be misheard, since it came from the mouth of David Lee Roth:"I see a moopa labba loobin for a moop-pie"Then there's a Joe Cocker song from the 80s where I swear he's doing his best Bill the Cat impression."Everybody Wants Some!"?