AlBStern wrote:My downsatirs neighbor complained her boyfriend was incredibly messy and kept the place a pig style.

I pissed of an ex-girlfriend one time by fucking her "pig style" (that is to say, counter-clockwise).

sorry - haven't read them all so apologies if previously posted

i always liked the image of someone getting caught in a vicious cycle.

raaar!

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Lone beholdAs in "I was in Vienna sitting quietly in a café when, lone behold, my cousin walked in."

That's just the ice tip.

Taken from a screenshot of a Facebook post:"My BIRTHDAY dinner to myself...bone apple tea".Bone apple tea. Incredible.

Angus Jung wrote:WoundedFoot wrote:Taken from a screenshot of a Facebook post:"My BIRTHDAY dinner to myself...bone apple tea".Bone apple tea. Incredible.Holy shit.Here it is. Must be seen to be believed.Took me a second to get it, but when I did, I laughed for 2 minutes straight.

Not really a malapropism but, the use of literally as some kind of superlative or whatever, just keeps getting worse. It is now a completely useless word. Yesterday, I heard a guy on NPR say, I was literally driving in my car, listening to the radio and thinking about blah blah blah.Actually is also just dumped into sentences for no reason.

WoundedFoot wrote:Angus Jung wrote:WoundedFoot wrote:Taken from a screenshot of a Facebook post:My BIRTHDAY dinner to myself...bone apple tea.Bone apple tea. Incredible.Holy shit.Here it is. Must be seen to be believed.Took me a second to get it, but when I did, I laughed for 2 minutes straight.Why do you think Apple is capitalized?This reminds me of when my friend and I were working for a woman named Benita. My friend pronouced her name BONE-EAT-IT.My friend is ESL, but also Boneatit sucked pretty hard.