I demand to speak to the owner of this establishment. What is it, Fez? The Fonz? Fonzie? Is that it?

Massive, chunky disco-house recalling Basement Jaxx at their finest. Soulful, party-vocals. As catchy as crabs.The lyrics are akin to a house music groove manifesto: I will never free you. Hand in hand. The groove is sick, sick, sick, and I haven't heard a better use of the swing motif since "Low and Sweet" by Greenskeepers.Classic, Chicago underground jackin' house. Thick and heavy, just like momma used to jack.The shit I went through relearning how to post videos here is legendary in my own mind. And to think it's all for a community of noise rock ninnies who hate disco. Barnicle, Bernardo, and Maurice, House Nation thanks you.EDIT: next to winning mystery boxes in wwf this has been the highlight of my year. Very sad when you really think about it

Ancient Methods / Ugandan Methods are always great.

Dark, fast, EBM-influenced Techno is getting a bit long in the tooth but I've enjoyed quite a bit of it over the last few weeks:

I found the Mucca Pazza of house music. Pretty dope.

Could be I've been listening to a lot of dance music all along and calling it instrumental xyz. I don't dance.. I'm more the watching dance floor for bad actors that need a slap on the wrist / cuddling up against subwoofer all night and zenning tf out with my drink kinda guy.Anyway.. listening to this one for the first time this morning and loving it.

I don't know if it's dance music but whenever I hear Die Slow by HEALTH, I feel like dancing.

Probably a little too chilled to be judged as classic dance music, but the latest Jon Hopkins album, 'Singularity' is pretty damn fine

You know, like, when your mind is twisted on stimulants and the shadow people have yet to arrive, but they're creeping around the perimeter waiting to harsh your buzz and all you want to do is dance? This is the soundtrack to that. Much more tech-house than the proper house I am wont to post.

That's some bangin' shit, RSMurphy. Real good.