projectMalamute wrote:We've been dancing with Paula Poundstone...My first loud laugh of the day. Thank you.

I was reading an amusing post on YourDailyGerman.com about the verb œkacken (which is the colloquial equivalent of œcrap ). And it included the following:Abkacken expresses the idea of failing ¦ like ¦ really failing at some kind of activity. And it can be done by people as well as stuff. ¢ Thomas hat gestern beim Bowling voll abgekackt. ¢ Thomas played really badly yesterday at bowling.And this has given new life, in my internal dialog, to Genesis s œAbacab .

I recently had a meniscectomy in my right knee and frankly the left is no picnic either. The other day at work I got up from sitting and said, œOof, my old man knees. One second later I belted out: œOld man kneesYou came and you gave me the achingSo I gave you Ben Gay...

I CAN FEEL THE FIRETHE FIRE OF A THOUSAND ELVES

It never rains in CaliforniaBut girl, don't they warn yaIt's Paul Manafort

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To Plush by Stone Temple Pilots:Where ya going for to-ma-to?Where ya goin' with the mascarpone?And I feel, and I feelWhen she chaws the mozzarellaWill she provolone?

You turn my cock brown Baby cock brownWith your feces baby Cock brownCock brown

The midwest farmer's daughters / really make you feel all rightNorthern girls with the way they kiss / keep their boyfriends warm at nightI (I-I) wanna destroy you