nationals vs rockies is the mlb.tv free game today. listen to the washington feed (default). f.p. santangelo is so insightful, giving us the play by play banter between wolters and suzuki after suzuki gets hit in the back by the pitcher. he lets us into the players' heads. "i'm not talking to you." "i just struck out, simmer down now."

this cubs game is driving me butts...

AaAAHHHHHHHHHH UAAA

im going to punch somebody

welp ... i knew better than to leave the screen and pee really quick but i did anyway and sho nuff...

Baseball too? Is nothing sacred around here anymore?

how can i iterate I m am acceptablenrone for no-influence lackies... im not supposed to... my power is meant for admiration not adhering to the lowly jackoffer

don t ever be such a tool, to confuse your own self, you silly mothereff

I m sorry I didn t realize you suffer from aphasia. You poor thing. I ll cut you a break.

It would be cool if there were separate playoffs and world series for MLB's worst teams. Losers Championship. I think that'd be more fun than the actual post-season. I don't follow baseball so closely but my wife and I have gone to several White Sox games this year, always fun. So much better than Cubs' games. The fans aren't douche bags, much cheaper seats, and we don't have to step into the hellhole that is Wrigleyville. And while I haven't looked into it, I can only assume their ownership isn't quite as shitty as the Cubs'. So the White Sox and the Brewers are the teams I pull for now. And I cheer against Atlanta no matter who they're playing, maybe save for the Cubs now.