A\_Man\_Who\_Tries wrote:Boombats wrote:"Them Bones" but it's "Deez Nuts"I hired Lionel HutzGonna win me a big old bag of Deez NutsAnd I thought my sense of humor was juvenile, considering I am one. I don't think anything will ever top the legendary "I'm blue, I would beat off a guy."

I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE HOTEL ROOM...

Don't startThinking about tomorrowDon't startIt'll soon be hereIt'll bring death, to everyone you knowEveryone's goneEveryone's gone

Recently I overheard a coworker telling another "You took my shit, I want it back." This ruined a great Lucinda Williams song for me.I don't like you anymore cause you took my shitI don't like you anymore cause you took my shitYou took my shit, I want it backYou took my shit, I want it backI'm gonna go in your office and look for my shitI'm gonna go in your office and look for my shitMaybe in your office I'll find my shitMaybe in your office I'll find my shit

Don't startStealing when you can borrowDon't start The cops will soon be hereThey will be here, and put you in a boxCuz stealing is wrong Stealing is wrong

Snow / InformerIn four monthsYou know I'm gonna have sex with your friendI'll lick her boom boom down

˜well i woke up sunday mornin, with no blankets on the bed but her skirtand the head i had for breakfast wasnt bad.. so we had some floor for desert.

Dancing with Myself -amassing all the wealth amassing all the wealthSince I'm the one percent I'm jacking up the rentCuz I'm amassing all the wealth Oh Oh Oh oh

And if I get the chance,I'll hold the world to ransomI'm amassing all the wealthI don't know if "Devil Inside" by INXS is known internationally but it's been dogging me for years.Here comes LlewelynLook in his eyesHead like a melonExceptional size

travis k wrote:Bridge Over Troubled WaterLike the diapers of Barbara WaltersThey are gold and brownThat's appalling, and I know I'm going to sing it all night.