My six-year-old niece, who's got a thing about not wanting to read, received a set of carved wooden bookends for Christmas. Another uncle held one up on each side of her head for a picture. And the niece said ' You can read my mind!'

Alien Weaponry are a teenage New Zealand metal band that have been getting lots of traction playing basically exactly that. The All Blacks make it sound way heavier than they do though, there's no emo breaks.

Anthony Flack wrote:no emo breaks

I would see this band.

These still destroy me

By now I've watched this sketch at least 20 times, and I still laugh helplessly at Tim Robinson's delivery.

Pro tip for aspiring filmmakers.

The Coachella lineup.