This is fucking amazing! You gotta listen to "Secret Sign." This is the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Oh, oh...and make sure you answer "no" to the accepting jesus question:
http://www.crusadenow.com/
" War against Satan!!!"
2The vocals were too high in the mix. Other than that, it was okay.
Better yet, eat the placenta!!!
" War against Satan!!!"
3That's almost certainly a Butch Vig Joint. It was missing the following things IMO:
--Flange
--Rotary speakers
--Palm muting
--Henry Rollins
When those raghead Arabistanis hear rock and roll like this they'll be queuing up at their local Wal*Marts for copies of the Bible.
--Flange
--Rotary speakers
--Palm muting
--Henry Rollins
When those raghead Arabistanis hear rock and roll like this they'll be queuing up at their local Wal*Marts for copies of the Bible.
" War against Satan!!!"
5These guys are completely worthless. Not even that good for laughing at. Awful.
Why is Christian rock universally bad? Theoretically, isn't it at least possible that somebody could make rock and roll music to glorify Christ and not have it suck shitty butthole? Like, theoretically?
The only things that come to mind are His Name is Alive and Tri-Danielson. The first are committed Christians, but, despite the name, I almost never hear it coming out in the music. The second, I'm not familiar with. Does the Christianity come out in the music? Is the music rock and roll? Is the music good? If yes, why are they the only ones?
Why is Christian rock universally bad? Theoretically, isn't it at least possible that somebody could make rock and roll music to glorify Christ and not have it suck shitty butthole? Like, theoretically?
The only things that come to mind are His Name is Alive and Tri-Danielson. The first are committed Christians, but, despite the name, I almost never hear it coming out in the music. The second, I'm not familiar with. Does the Christianity come out in the music? Is the music rock and roll? Is the music good? If yes, why are they the only ones?
Why do you make it so scary to post here.
" War against Satan!!!"
6Linus Van Pelt wrote:The only things that come to mind are His Name is Alive and Tri-Danielson. The first are committed Christians, but, despite the name, I almost never hear it coming out in the music. The second, I'm not familiar with. Does the Christianity come out in the music? Is the music rock and roll? Is the music good? If yes, why are they the only ones?
I'd rate Low and Pedro the Lion as both very good and definitely Christian.
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
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8Angry_Dragon wrote:MXPX
A couple weeks ago I saw an MXPX video on JBTV.
Even for a band that has always been horrendous and pointless, it was a terrible video and a terrible song.
Aren't these guys in their 30s by now? Still writing bland and hook-less pop punk songs, still as shitty as they were 10 years ago?
There is something really pathetic about dudes in their 30s playing pop-punk for the Hot Topic set.
Maybe Green Day isn't pathetic. But that's about it.
" War against Satan!!!"
9Linus Van Pelt wrote:Why is Christian rock universally bad?
Because the audience doesn't give a shit what it sounds like, they'll still buy it and go to the shows etc. Low standards!
Linus Van Pelt wrote:Danielson
Danielson is all sorts of great. One song, called "I Love My Lord," has only one lyric - that being "I Love My Lord." So yes the Christianity comes out.
Isn't Low Mormon? Is that Christian?
I like Pedro, and Sufjan Stevens, and I think I might like Zao. Most of it is damned awful.