Hey Guys, I was just thinking/wondering if everybody could write a short blurb about their bands it would be awesome, and not at all in any way annoying to read! Here goes:

I just got my new band, moustache of pain, a locked groove on the upcoming skag-core/chiffon-core sampler being put out by Glen. He has this record company he started with that dude Travis? Remember him? He used to show up at the teen center in nothing but those Erkel T-shirts? Yea well, he does the photo-copying for the label, and he does it at his mom’s office, where my mom works too, and they talked about it, and whatever, cause now we got a locked groove on the record. Don’t forget our show at Trent’s basement this weekend with “give me some salad, you horrible bitchâ€

My band “City of One Thousand Firesâ€

I'm in a band called Super Monkey Dildo Vagina and we're opening up for this way cool band called A Pithy Doctrine of Noodle Feces on the 32nd of Febrewairy 2001. We play this new kind of music called Vacu-Rock. We all run our guitars through vacuum cleaners and then sample pickle jars full of bum piss.
Our drummer plays BACKWARDS!!!
Literally, he sits on the stool backwards and plays with his arms behind him.
I know what you're thinking, how can he possible hit the bass drum or hi hat?
To be honest, I've never paid attention.
But he is made out of popsicle sticks and gravy.

i'm in a band called Nick Carter. we just played an event at Disneyland. be jealous now.

I thought Noodle Feces was the goofing-around side project of the ultra-solemn A Pithy Doctrine.

Flaneur wrote:I thought Noodle Feces was the goofing-around side project of the ultra-solemn A Pithy Doctrine.

No, they joined forces to become the ultimate doom metal/dance pop group ever.

Just got a call off the listener lines from this kid below:

"How are you doing man? Hey, have you've heard of this huge crust band we're doing a seven inch with? Their name is Eyestabber, and they drove their van here all the way from Denmark. Dude, you must have heard of them, they are HUGE!! I mean, when I woke up this morning, I could hardly believe that the band was passed out on my living room. Chunky Death had thrown up all over my face, and VARNISH ate a piece of my dog. COOL! Then they started stabbing me, because that’s how us crusties show affection. Anyway, my famous crust band FIST FIST FIST FIST FIST FIST FIST is doing a split seven inch with itself, and then we are doing a split with a band named split 7 inch. This guy in california is going to release our record on his record label! How cool! He will be pressing one copy, because we are not sellouts! CRUST!!!!"

Step off mothers and witness the superiority of my band: The Sexiest Blackman Vs The Legend of Steve. We turned the tables on rock and roll in a kind of rape-the-sports-star-before-he-gets-you way. We've got all the shit - microphones, compression plug-ins, chicks that dig us and killer chops. I'll put a fuck in the first band that get even four yards of being sweatier than us. Last week, your mom assured me that we could go "all the way". We promptly did.

I call this next song "I Should Fly A Plane Straight Into Your Face":

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Dude!!!!!

I knew I shouldn't have sent you that mp3. That's a total rip off of our song by the very similar title of
"I Should Fly A Kite Into Your World Trade Center"

Sounds pretty similar to my other band "The Glen Close to Call"'s latest and greatest track, "I really should get some skittles"

Were a pretty standard clown-core group. But, jeez... we get the titties..