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by ErickC
FOR FREE: HELLA BIG PILE OF MOVING BOXES
Located in: Brighton, MA 02...something something something (I just moved here, you ask for a zip and I'm gonna tell you "55904." Ain't memorized this one yet).
I don't have a count of how many boxes I have (because I don't feel like counting them), but I can confidently say there's enough to fill a 15-foot UHaul van halfway with a solid wall of box. I know because that's what I did with them. Some of these boxes are generic boxes from Amazon, some of them are dedicated boxes for books from when my sister worked at a bookstore. But most of the boxes are sturdy, dedicated moving boxes of various sizes from Menard's.
Not familiar with Menard's because you're from the east coast, I see? Think of them as like Lowe's or Home Depot if they were run by a guy from Wisconsin whose sanity is roughly as tenuous as Howard Hughes in his old age. Not familiar with Howard Hughes? He was an old-timey pilot who founded TWA and later became a delusional germophobe, as parodied on The Simpsons (1F08, "$pringfield [or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling]"). Yes, John Menard is certifiably insane. But the boxes they sell at Menard's are pretty durable (and their old commercials with the Menard's guy and banjo music were a Midwest staple).
Light scuffing from prior packing tape application. Some boxes have scratch marks from the cats. Otherwise in fine shape. Please take them so I don't have to be an asshole and send them to a landfill.
Total_douche, MSW, LICSW (lulz)