I'd probably rather die, to be honest. Never even farted (willingly) in front of my wife.
Tighten it up, people.
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32WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?Isaac wrote: Sun Dec 21, 2025 6:44 am I'd probably rather die, to be honest. Never even farted (willingly) in front of my wife.
Tighten it up, people.
are you more of a gentleman than me?
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Re: Pooping in front of your significant other
33What is it the odor, pained visage, stomach sounds? You're more vulnerable when wiping. And what about the blumpy?
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34"OUR JOB IS TO PROTECT EMPATHY AT ALL COSTS, AND TO LIVE GROOVY LIVES"
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Re: Pooping in front of your significant other
35No.
Once, in a NYU dorm that had no lock a friend just sauntered in while I was emptying. He wanted to comb his hair while looking in the mirror. I asked him to depart and he refused. He had previously been audience to one of my fuck sessions on a front porch, alternately watching the young lady's grandmother, who was in a parlor not far away. He figured there were no boundaries after that. Wrong. I had to put it out of mind until just moments ago because I wanted to kill him and put him down the toilet, as well.
Don't even talk to me through the door. If I'm in there an hour, it's because I need to get away from you. Say nothing.
Once, in a NYU dorm that had no lock a friend just sauntered in while I was emptying. He wanted to comb his hair while looking in the mirror. I asked him to depart and he refused. He had previously been audience to one of my fuck sessions on a front porch, alternately watching the young lady's grandmother, who was in a parlor not far away. He figured there were no boundaries after that. Wrong. I had to put it out of mind until just moments ago because I wanted to kill him and put him down the toilet, as well.
Don't even talk to me through the door. If I'm in there an hour, it's because I need to get away from you. Say nothing.
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36I have friends who will fart openly, but I am not one of these people. Ever. If I can help it.Isaac wrote: Sun Dec 21, 2025 6:44 am I'd probably rather die, to be honest. Never even farted (willingly) in front of my wife.
Tighten it up, people.
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37I've never heard a girl fart but I did have an old friend who happens to be a girl once pee in front of me in a bathroom bar. Pretty sure it was Lincoln Tap Room. I felt blessed. We were just blabbin.
For real I've never heard a girl fart
For real I've never heard a girl fart
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Re: Pooping in front of your significant other
38I've been married a little over 25 years. I have tried to hold in every fart in that time. But in a quarter century, it is unavoidable.
Once, when we were first dating and she would bring me home to her apartment, I remember laying in her bed very early in the morning, not even awake yet. I was laying on my side, and i involuntarily let a fart rip so loud that it woke me up. I was momentarily paralyzed by fear. In my head, it was the devil's trumpet. I laid there in a state of panic until morning. . I had not yet learned that my wife to be sleeps like a hibernating bear. So, it was horrifying to me, sleeping with this girl who was so far out of my league.But she had not been rustled awake as I feared.
The next year, we moved into a rental house together. It was one of the happiest times of my life. We had a band that practiced and recorded in our house. So fucking great. But once in awhile, one of us would fart. Whichever one of us did it would be embarrassed, but the other would pretend we did not hear it. And that was that.
As far as pooping, I think I already posted that when I had to go, I would tell her to go to the furthest point away in the house, and I would spend way too long doing my business, as I would be reading whatever was in the bathroom and also trying to take my time to avoid hemorrhoids.
Things went fine after that, and in February 2003, my daughter was born, I was in the delivery room, and in the heat of the moment, I witnessed poop come out of my wife's pooper. They cleaned her right up and soon my daughter emerged. But I saw poop come straight out of my wife's butt. I can't unsee it. But it had no effect on me at the time.
Still to this day, when I need to poop. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Go into the living room, whatever. Call me Butt Shy.
Once, when we were first dating and she would bring me home to her apartment, I remember laying in her bed very early in the morning, not even awake yet. I was laying on my side, and i involuntarily let a fart rip so loud that it woke me up. I was momentarily paralyzed by fear. In my head, it was the devil's trumpet. I laid there in a state of panic until morning. . I had not yet learned that my wife to be sleeps like a hibernating bear. So, it was horrifying to me, sleeping with this girl who was so far out of my league.But she had not been rustled awake as I feared.
The next year, we moved into a rental house together. It was one of the happiest times of my life. We had a band that practiced and recorded in our house. So fucking great. But once in awhile, one of us would fart. Whichever one of us did it would be embarrassed, but the other would pretend we did not hear it. And that was that.
As far as pooping, I think I already posted that when I had to go, I would tell her to go to the furthest point away in the house, and I would spend way too long doing my business, as I would be reading whatever was in the bathroom and also trying to take my time to avoid hemorrhoids.
Things went fine after that, and in February 2003, my daughter was born, I was in the delivery room, and in the heat of the moment, I witnessed poop come out of my wife's pooper. They cleaned her right up and soon my daughter emerged. But I saw poop come straight out of my wife's butt. I can't unsee it. But it had no effect on me at the time.
Still to this day, when I need to poop. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Go into the living room, whatever. Call me Butt Shy.
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39Wifey and I married now 21 years, together 25. we've been through 32 odd nations in that time. eating all sorts of stuff.
I've seen , and she's seen some stuff that would make most of you lightweights plotz.
Pooz happen. Sometimes in VERY small hotel rooms.
I've seen , and she's seen some stuff that would make most of you lightweights plotz.
Pooz happen. Sometimes in VERY small hotel rooms.
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Re: Pooping in front of your significant other
40Early in our relationship we shared a Noro-virus and decided to isolate ourselves to my missus' apartment. You know it is Noro if it come out from both ends, so we kind of deepened our relationship in quick fashion, sound-wise.
Other than that we don't fart in the company even though there is a saying in Finland "He who spares farts has other things to hide" (yes, very beautifully translated, thank you, thank you).
And my dream toilet is one where you can play a tuba in a split and nobody outside would ever know.
Other than that we don't fart in the company even though there is a saying in Finland "He who spares farts has other things to hide" (yes, very beautifully translated, thank you, thank you).
And my dream toilet is one where you can play a tuba in a split and nobody outside would ever know.