cakes wrote: Wed Feb 11, 2026 10:15 am

Wood Goblin wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 6:58 pm A string operation in Bloomington, Minnesota, led
to the arrest of 16 men who had been soliciting an underage girl for sex.

One of the 16 is in ICE. He even boasted as much when the cops nabbed him, saying (literally), “I’m ICE, boys.” Didn’t work!

Here’s the punchline: his job with ICE is performing background checks.

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/ ... ing-sting/

It's just one of many stories about MAGA where the metaphors write themselves. Comedy is dead and MAGA killed it.

I think that was Joe Rogan.

Comedy dies where stools are humped.

Omg, just shower me with these words on a daily basis. I was hoping someone decided to not ask Bondi any questions, because she's a fucking cunt. I mean, I get it, make her hang herself by her own words. But yes, one person decided to just fucking light that bitch up. And it had to be Jasmine Crocket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uewmNIDZtUs

Also, the end of Representative Becca Balint's questioning:

During a tense exchange regarding the Jeffrey Epstein files, Balint said, "This is not a game, secretary".
Bondi immediately retorted, "I'm attorney general."
Balint then made a slight after-correction/reply, stating: "My apologies. I couldn't tell."

MTG is now publicly calling it 'the epstein administration' lol.

Curry Pervert wrote: Wed Feb 11, 2026 10:09 pm MTG is now publicly calling it 'the epstein administration' lol.

nice, i hope that catches on! lol

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/ ... ai/685957/

"A couple of weeks ago, word began to spread around San Francisco that somebody was organizing a “March for Billionaires.” A mystery organizer had posted on social media that “billionaires get a bad rap,” and soon, some flyers appeared around the city. A website provided a time and rendezvous point; it also celebrated the societal contributions of Jeff Bezos and Taylor Swift, exhorting people to “judge individuals, not classes.” The message seemed to be: Not all billionaires."

enframed wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 2:36 pm https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/ ... ai/685957/

"A couple of weeks ago, word began to spread around San Francisco that somebody was organizing a “March for Billionaires.” A mystery organizer had posted on social media that “billionaires get a bad rap,” and soon, some flyers appeared around the city. A website provided a time and rendezvous point; it also celebrated the societal contributions of Jeff Bezos and Taylor Swift, exhorting people to “judge individuals, not classes.” The message seemed to be: Not all billionaires."

There was never a better place to bring rotten produce!

I think someone already covered this, but I can't let go of the idea that looking back on Qanon from our present circumstances is especially weird. The irony is broad enough that it wouldn't survive the writer's room on a film- "too much, no one's going to buy that."

losthighway wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 5:14 pm I think someone already covered this, but I can't let go of the idea that looking back on Qanon from our present circumstances is especially weird. The irony is broad enough that it wouldn't survive the writer's room on a film- "too much, no one's going to buy that."

Yeah, only Russian satirists work right now in the USA.

enframed wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 2:36 pm https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/ ... ai/685957/

"A couple of weeks ago, word began to spread around San Francisco that somebody was organizing a “March for Billionaires.” A mystery organizer had posted on social media that “billionaires get a bad rap,” and soon, some flyers appeared around the city. A website provided a time and rendezvous point; it also celebrated the societal contributions of Jeff Bezos and Taylor Swift, exhorting people to “judge individuals, not classes.” The message seemed to be: Not all billionaires."

HASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Holy shit, if there was ever a bigger contract in the competing continents.

That Man Utd sir dude said something really fucking racist the other day, and the whole country told him to shove it back up his arse, and these dudes are throwing sympathy e bike rides for themselves in the, probably, most expensive region in the world. Did Segways stopped killing them in bunches already, effectively!?