Mr. Chimp wrote:Shirts and Skins
Skinheads
Deadheads

Shirts and Skins - This one, this one depends. This one can make one go to praying to the savior to be with the lucky shirt wearers. Especially if yousa the fatso kid or the late blooming kid or the sweating like the waterfall kid or the extra hairy wookie kid. But I do not have to worry about this one for I have body like a the Jimmy Smits! I go to praying let me be with the skins! This is number one for me.

Skinheads - These guys they not so nice. They cause grief for the normal guy with the shaved head and the combat boots. This normal guy with the shaved head and the combat boots, he gets accused of being the skinhead! But I do not have to be worrying about this for I have beautiful hair like a the Jimmy Smits! So this, this never happen to me!

Deadheads - These people they not so smart. They waste all of their time on the clock praying to the grimy Jerry Garcia. They do not pay enough attention to the clean Jimmy Smits! For this they rank dead last.



Now one for you to be ranking:

underestimating a fart and accidentally crapping your pants
swallowing back down a bit of puke that has unexpectedly traveled up into your mouth
Ben Affleck

I will make Rank!!

swallowing back down a bit of puke that has unexpectedly traveled up into your mouth while no item of ranking here brings the happiness to me, the slight of vomit swallowback, while unpleasently unfortunate, is not of the mess, for you have swallowed not sprayed! Hurrah! Saving yourself in the face, she is an art of grace. Some gum, and you are back under the covers, an agent of success!!

underestimating a fart and accidentally crapping your pants this, is not of the fun. Nay, dear heart, it is of the finding yourself as a mewling babe in the pants. Undershorts, they shall be thrown clean away. If at home, not so bad, but outside of home? The walk of shame you will take, the ghost of smell she will haunt you, the commando will have you in the slacks. And this is when on sober!! Imagine it when three hours into the vino!!

Ben Affleck "...he walk of shame you will take, the ghost of smell she will haunt you" Is it not enough to be nailing the J-Lo in the seat? You have to be known as the "Bennifer" in the terrible movies?
Okay, maybe the Sum of All Fears, she was not so terrible, and the recognition, years later, of the Dazed and Confused? She makea me snort. But you, Affleck, will be the last behind the two above disgustings for all time for the Armageddon and the Gigli and for the Puff Diddy sloppy seconds, dawg.



please rankfine audio tortures:

1000 Meg White Solo Drum practice tapes
Hispanic Shock Radio not tuned in all of the way
Collective Soul

1000 Meg White Solo Drum practice tapes
Hispanic Shock Radio not tuned in all of the way
Collective Soul

Meg - she actually practices/practiced?
Hispanola Radio - simply terrifying
Collective Soul - pretty sad when you have to play Riverbend in Chatt.
are they even around still?

Mr. Chimp wrote:please rankfine audio tortures:

1000 Meg White Solo Drum practice tapes
Hispanic Shock Radio not tuned in all of the way
Collective Soul

Good morning Don Chimpanzo!!

1000 Meg White practicings isa most twisted. I greatly fear to ever know the secret which you need to know. Shes'sa likea the water drip, these Meg, but worse for the timing of the real water drip. In the solitude Chinese prison, you know the drip, she'sa comin'. What to do for these Meg White kick drum??!!

Hispanic shock radio: "Fiesta del....zzzbrrrrrrr.....por la no-...bzzzzz......Como se......arrrrbbbbzzzzzzrrrrrrshhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Dos!!

For the torture, the soul shared by all (excepting those who like good rock band groups), she'sa last. Shine is still worse thana the bambooo fingernail, though.

So pressing to make these rank:

Meet the Press
Press Your Luck
Bill S. Preston Esquire

Signore Jupiter: a return in the rank to you on this day of grey fineness!

These the choices are all of the nice excellence - the rank falls:


Press Your Luck - Ah, thrill to the game that is the avoidance of small demons! For the dollars US! Delight in the streamlined suave of one Peter Tomarkin...as Your Host of Cool, he will be the voice of calm when the lights of strobe and screens flashing with the demonic images against the money. A mild psychedelic adrenalin pump to you who hovers the big button, yearning for the cash and the fleeting glory reflectioned in the glowing white teeth of Signore Tomarkin

Bill S. Preston Esquire - A humorful delivery of own name their never was a better! This of the first movie with the hot mom Missy and the last of natural character for the Keanu. This, the comedy was of goofy, and only the smallest lame with the historical ones gorging on suburban shopping mall items. Rufus! The second, she was funny with Death but stupid and smelled Ewok at back end. But Signore Preston, Esq., sadly underused action performer, except as neck biter in Lost Boys.

Meet the Press - this, the Tim Russert, no? He has the talent of the questions to be asking the people of informative styles. And, the interviews they play like live action magazine of Time. Part is of the liking, but part reflects the Largeness of Media, and the detailing the small parts, does it change the whole? Not supposing so. Signore Russert, one thinks he might have thoughts that he does not smell so much as he does.
Still, informative, it can happen - a light and friendly third here!



Rank soundalikes!


Robbing banks!

Driving tanks!

Sexy spanks!



Ranks the Australian musicos!


INXS!

Kylie Minogue!

Lubricated Goat!



Rank Stars!


Starfish!

Starfruit!

Circus of the Stars!

Sexy spanks meansa you'sa givin her the big salami romp. Rough, yes and no, but always much fun for the sound effect, as well as closeness to the brain chemicals of enjoyment. She likea the big ass-slap.

Robbing banks is not so easy in days ofa the modern. So beautiful the heist of the ATM using nearby construction site equipments. Wait till evening. Steal the truck and case bobcat deere to hoist it from ground to chasis. Drive away. Beautiful! Happened near to my home.

Driving tanks means you drive to kill. Killing is not close to the goals of what should be. Not for the neccesity of man, is these tank.


Also,

Starfruit, you are the mystery fruit. Where did you come from?? You were not in my young diet. You are now here, and you are not cheap. Still, you are tasty and strange.

Starfish, the creature who wears his bones. You are not tasty like your cousin fruit. Many the decoration of a channel Discovery commercial is these starfish. Beautiful, but not useful.

Circus of the Stars of circus movies, complete witha the stuntman. Crap!

Abbot & Costello
Elvis Costello
Costello Sandwiches & Sides (on Lincoln, mmm...)

A slow day at work, and no for the rank?? We must rank!
I will rank these Costello's that have caused the motion of zero.

Costello's on Lincoln makea the very tasty sandwich. So delicious on many the northside hangover morning. They make their own chipped potatoes. The Costello, she is a very delicious real-Italian sub

Elvis Costello brings enjoyment to my ears in very much the same way, except that I must still have full vino drunkeness in my fake-Italian veins to listen to these music.

Abbot & Costello They'sa not the stooges. They'sa not the Marx's. Who's on first? Not Abbot and Costello. They are last this Costello rank.

Now to begin again.....

Surely, someone will rank these Brandos:

Apocalypse Now
The Godfather
The Island of Dr. Moreau

hey, wtf, i have make so much to the work in these last days, i will take some minute at end of TUESDAY to make a rank now

apocalypse now...i think she is not a 'better' movie than _the godfather_, l'apesci italiano d'corretto e falso (this is obscure dialect from sardinia--do not to translate this phrase, or you might misunderstand). i think -a.now-, she is even a WORSE movie than _godfather_. but still, i LIKE her better. she is so crazy, with the dripping and greasy martin sheen, and the brando is so out of his fahgina gourd. and the crazy boat on the crazy river. and the natives, they love any white man who can kill people so much. great movie! number one!

the godfather, she is 'great' movie, but is so long since i have to see her, i cannot to remember so many her charm, as i can the _apnow_, which i have to see so many times.

the other, she is some kind of crazy bullshit with val kilmer??? wtf??!?!?! last place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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rank!

jessica simpson
o.j. simpson
lisa simpson

Simpson rank!!

Lisa Simpson is first. Not because of the Simpson episodes of dedication. No, Lisa episodes are many times very gae. The character could teach the lawn of early warm seasons so much, but sadly she is too boring for the two-dimension brains of her silly city. Poor Lisa, you geta the sympathy rank.

Jessica Simpson is not so bright likea the Lisa. She is not so bright likea the bran muffin neither.

O.J. Simpson, while of greatest fame, receives the bottom. Though killing people of yours and remaining outside of the jail cell is not so easy, it makes it not so easy to like you. You are an evil Simpson O.J.

rank:

Dick Jauron
Dickie Betts
Dixie Chicks

Dickie Betts- Yes, okay, he was not as good a guitarist as Duane (few are) but very good; some of this slide playing, it puts tingles up your back

Dixie Chicks- Bravo! These of the girls that will speak their mind against the evil Bush monster. And what do they get, the poor girls, their CD's smashed by tractors. Nastrovia, to free speech!

Dick Jauron - Daaaa Bears....not a football fan, my friend


Rank, this morning waking devices-

alarm clock
cell phone alarm
Fucking dog, jumping on the bed