I love LA : randy newman will kill you.
olive oil - popeye likes skinny broads. can you blame him.
olive loaf - i never even heard of this.
moe ron
moe howard (the three stooges)
mo' money (Damon Wayons)
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372oh, moe ron! you have spelt 'oyl' like 'oil,' as if the cartoon woman's surname was like the greasy fluid that do not to mix w/water. or as if 'surname' was actually an s.american nation just north of brazil.
also, you have to inject yourself into a 'rank!!' this is to disobey rank rules, which say the rank, she is either to look outward at the world and say what you see, or else she is to look inward at your feelings and describe your inner map of the soul as part of a three-way rank. or combine of the two. but not to look at yourself and say 'hey guys, what do you think? rank my hair, fingernail, and nostril shape! i'm a great guy!'
this is sure way to kill a game of 'rank'
so no rank of your ranks will occur, as a result
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rank!
the television show 'cops'
ted koppel
the song 'copacabana' by barry manilow
also, you have to inject yourself into a 'rank!!' this is to disobey rank rules, which say the rank, she is either to look outward at the world and say what you see, or else she is to look inward at your feelings and describe your inner map of the soul as part of a three-way rank. or combine of the two. but not to look at yourself and say 'hey guys, what do you think? rank my hair, fingernail, and nostril shape! i'm a great guy!'
this is sure way to kill a game of 'rank'
so no rank of your ranks will occur, as a result
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rank!
the television show 'cops'
ted koppel
the song 'copacabana' by barry manilow
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373Cops!! She is first. I ask myself, "How to rank first these show?" She was the backbone of T.V. without acting and writing. This is bad, but she is the best of these show types. Also, very enjoyable it is to me, to watcha the domestic dispute which makea my problems seem to go away, at least for temporarily.
Ted Koppel, host of the Nightline anchor, you are very smart. You speak with the tone of mono, which keeps me from gaining the smart from you. Still, I have for the listen, you and many other things that make me happier than
Copacabana. How I wish the life and existences of Barry Manilow could be erased from the page of time. If the rank is asked for destruction of these music, she'sa first.
Rank these strange/boring/hilarious Burtons:
Tim Burton
Levar Burton
Jack Burton (from Big Trouble I.L.C.)
Ted Koppel, host of the Nightline anchor, you are very smart. You speak with the tone of mono, which keeps me from gaining the smart from you. Still, I have for the listen, you and many other things that make me happier than
Copacabana. How I wish the life and existences of Barry Manilow could be erased from the page of time. If the rank is asked for destruction of these music, she'sa first.
Rank these strange/boring/hilarious Burtons:
Tim Burton
Levar Burton
Jack Burton (from Big Trouble I.L.C.)
be good or be good at it....
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374Bravissimo Midgetti!
Certain pieces of the time, the words they just roll out through your fingers like professional skiers down the Gran Paradiso! Carve the swathes of beauty, and then down for a fine cappacino and perhaps a nice piece of tiramisu!
That one, l'uccello piccolo, he no even effect an understanding of what it means, in the heart depths, to be of the fake Italian.
So yes, I will rank them the following who's blandness is of the width of white bread in an event horizon:
ted koppel - he of the bland and informational. He speak with voice like set for decade autoloop. take it to the action, ted! And the Hair! Hair of the Koppel! Debating for years, folks are to making the determination - fake or real? So thick and unchanging, must be fake! So glossy & prominant, must be real! He is first of rank bland.
the television show 'cops' - this, the show, I get it, the point. very lots of the stupid evidence captured on tape. requires bullhorn to squawk "please! do not do anything!" when driving through certain areas of country. this show, she is of the blandness too (2 !!) for the showings per week average more hours than my eyes get to be closed.
the song 'copacabana' by barry manilow - Kill this one in the face.
the whitest appropriative combination of terrible funk, generic disco, and un-spicy Latin flavorings. the existence of this song takes music down a whole peg.
Stumped again by Signore Jupiter, and the time she is fleeting from me! these have to be of the tiny shortness!
Tim Burton - dork who gets luxury of fully realizing his creative side - #1!
Jack Burton (from Big Trouble I.L.C.) not dork, guns and weird mysticalish(?) action movie starring the Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes - #2!
Levar Burton - dork who read to kids, got fat, wore hairclip on face to make up for sub-Scottiness - #3!
please to jump on bed and bounce with the ranks!
Filthy Lucre!! (Sex Pistols reunion tour)
Brita Filters!!
Britain!!
tmidgett wrote:...which say the rank, she is either to look outward at the world and say what you see, or else she is to look inward at your feelings and describe your inner map of the soul as part of a three-way rank. or combine of the two.
Certain pieces of the time, the words they just roll out through your fingers like professional skiers down the Gran Paradiso! Carve the swathes of beauty, and then down for a fine cappacino and perhaps a nice piece of tiramisu!
That one, l'uccello piccolo, he no even effect an understanding of what it means, in the heart depths, to be of the fake Italian.
So yes, I will rank them the following who's blandness is of the width of white bread in an event horizon:
ted koppel - he of the bland and informational. He speak with voice like set for decade autoloop. take it to the action, ted! And the Hair! Hair of the Koppel! Debating for years, folks are to making the determination - fake or real? So thick and unchanging, must be fake! So glossy & prominant, must be real! He is first of rank bland.
the television show 'cops' - this, the show, I get it, the point. very lots of the stupid evidence captured on tape. requires bullhorn to squawk "please! do not do anything!" when driving through certain areas of country. this show, she is of the blandness too (2 !!) for the showings per week average more hours than my eyes get to be closed.
the song 'copacabana' by barry manilow - Kill this one in the face.
the whitest appropriative combination of terrible funk, generic disco, and un-spicy Latin flavorings. the existence of this song takes music down a whole peg.
jupiter wrote:Tim Burton
Levar Burton
Jack Burton (from Big Trouble I.L.C.)
Stumped again by Signore Jupiter, and the time she is fleeting from me! these have to be of the tiny shortness!
Tim Burton - dork who gets luxury of fully realizing his creative side - #1!
Jack Burton (from Big Trouble I.L.C.) not dork, guns and weird mysticalish(?) action movie starring the Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes - #2!
Levar Burton - dork who read to kids, got fat, wore hairclip on face to make up for sub-Scottiness - #3!
please to jump on bed and bounce with the ranks!
Filthy Lucre!! (Sex Pistols reunion tour)
Brita Filters!!
Britain!!
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375hey great ok
britain, for she has made so many great things for me. like...like...like...like...like...like....
ok, so, she is maybe twentieth best country on the planet, behind italy, u.s.a., canada, croatia, mexico, suriname, brazil, slovenia, holland, norway, egypt (for pyramids!), antarctica, new zealand, singapore, thailand, iceland, costa rica, spain, and greece! and i forget madagascar! but the britain, she is still NUMBER ONE in this rank!
brita filter, i use these to make my water so clean until i have made a 'multi pure' filter for the sink! but brita, she is pretty good at the water filter make go through charcoal to waterize it. so great! number two.
filthy lucre, i think this is fine to make a sex pistol reunion, or even re-onion. but i am not so great happy to go see this. i do not use. so number three.
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rank!
summer camp, as a twelve year old
_no sleep 'til hammersmith_, the motorhead live album
the act of to rubberneck at a terrible misfortune of autocar crash on the highway or surface streets, even
britain, for she has made so many great things for me. like...like...like...like...like...like....
ok, so, she is maybe twentieth best country on the planet, behind italy, u.s.a., canada, croatia, mexico, suriname, brazil, slovenia, holland, norway, egypt (for pyramids!), antarctica, new zealand, singapore, thailand, iceland, costa rica, spain, and greece! and i forget madagascar! but the britain, she is still NUMBER ONE in this rank!
brita filter, i use these to make my water so clean until i have made a 'multi pure' filter for the sink! but brita, she is pretty good at the water filter make go through charcoal to waterize it. so great! number two.
filthy lucre, i think this is fine to make a sex pistol reunion, or even re-onion. but i am not so great happy to go see this. i do not use. so number three.
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rank!
summer camp, as a twelve year old
_no sleep 'til hammersmith_, the motorhead live album
the act of to rubberneck at a terrible misfortune of autocar crash on the highway or surface streets, even
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376Rank:
Mariah Carey
Cary Elwes
Harry Carey
or
"Navvy" By Pere Ubu
Old Navy
US Navy
Mariah Carey
Cary Elwes
Harry Carey
or
"Navvy" By Pere Ubu
Old Navy
US Navy
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377I rank these for you, no problem, hey.
"NAVVY" by Pere Ubu: This song is a very good song, yes? YES! This band, they a little creepy sometimes, in the eighties, you know? YES! But I like that creepy. A better song than this song, I show you "i, will, wait" That song better. But this song, it's good. YES!
"US NAVY" these boys and ladies, they like the boats, you know? They sail the high seas, looka for adventure? Sometimes, you know, I think they meet a giant fuckin-a SQUID and many of these sailorboys die, you know? But then, the government, they cover it up. You don't read about the killer squid in the US Today, no? THEY COVER IT UP, THESE SONAOFABEETCHES!
"old navy" these ads for this brand names, they scare the piss-a outta me. Every time I see one, I'm pretty sure there are trying to use the subliminals, they trying to hypnotize me or something like this shit. They are so creepy, YES! They like the ad from HALLOWEEN III with the magic pumpkin! I think the snakes and a roaches come flying outta my head when I see old navy ads!
RANK:
John Fahey
John Oswald (plunderphonics)
John Cage
"NAVVY" by Pere Ubu: This song is a very good song, yes? YES! This band, they a little creepy sometimes, in the eighties, you know? YES! But I like that creepy. A better song than this song, I show you "i, will, wait" That song better. But this song, it's good. YES!
"US NAVY" these boys and ladies, they like the boats, you know? They sail the high seas, looka for adventure? Sometimes, you know, I think they meet a giant fuckin-a SQUID and many of these sailorboys die, you know? But then, the government, they cover it up. You don't read about the killer squid in the US Today, no? THEY COVER IT UP, THESE SONAOFABEETCHES!
"old navy" these ads for this brand names, they scare the piss-a outta me. Every time I see one, I'm pretty sure there are trying to use the subliminals, they trying to hypnotize me or something like this shit. They are so creepy, YES! They like the ad from HALLOWEEN III with the magic pumpkin! I think the snakes and a roaches come flying outta my head when I see old navy ads!
RANK:
John Fahey
John Oswald (plunderphonics)
John Cage
But I digress. Please continue with the squirrel circuit semantic debate.
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378Harry Carey- he is first, I don't know why he is first--perhaps because of Will Ferrell's funny impersonation of him on SNL. His name it is also to be funny, as it rhymes.
Carey Elwes- Ok, so he is in this 'Princess Bride' which we can all love for this 'stop that rhyming now, I mean it!' 'anybody want a peanut?'
Mariah Carey- you, you are dead last--and I've seen more talent in a peanut!
rank
Jim O' Rourke
Mickey Rourke
P.J. O' Rourke
Carey Elwes- Ok, so he is in this 'Princess Bride' which we can all love for this 'stop that rhyming now, I mean it!' 'anybody want a peanut?'
Mariah Carey- you, you are dead last--and I've seen more talent in a peanut!
rank
Jim O' Rourke
Mickey Rourke
P.J. O' Rourke
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379I will revisit this previous rank as it only gots a moronic treatment prior:
olive loaf
olive oyl
"i love l.a." by the randy newmans
olive loaf - Some of the times I go to eating the Olive Loaf. I'll be standing at the deli and saying you know I'sa kind of tired of always with the summer sausage and the ham. I start to wondering what elsa I might to buy. Then I make-a the eye contact, with all of the eyes in the olive loaf. The red pimento is like-a the pupil. The green olive is like-a the non pupil part of the eye, whatever you Americans call this thing I do not know. The loaf is kind of like-a the bologna, but indescribably not quite a-so. It is strange this luncheon meat, but it is pleasant in its strangeness. So, you, olive loaf, you are number one!
"I Love L.A." - This song is singing in my head now for the purposes of this ranking. The Randy Newman singing voice in my head is like looking in a mirror at the Huey Lewis singing voice in my head. And everybody loves the Huey Lewis to be singing in their head. But not quite as much as the green olive, even with the strange surrounding "meat", to be singing in the mouth. So this one can only be number two this time.
Olive Oyl - It'sa nice name that she has. But I don't know what the Popped Eye and the Bluto see in her. She is built like-a the individual slat of wood you might use as part of upright fence or something. Who wants this in a woman? Maybe it's the eyelashes with the lengthy attributes? Maybe it could be this that they fight over? Sorry Olive Oyl, but you do Olive Oil a disservice. My condolences, but I can only rank you number 3.
I rank-a one and I generously leave-a two for you:
Tom Collins (the drink)
Colin Hay
Phil Collins
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Jimmy Smitts
Rick Smits*
a jimmy donut
*I once spotted Rick Smits sporting a "Smits Happens" t-shirt during a postgame press conference.
olive loaf
olive oyl
"i love l.a." by the randy newmans
olive loaf - Some of the times I go to eating the Olive Loaf. I'll be standing at the deli and saying you know I'sa kind of tired of always with the summer sausage and the ham. I start to wondering what elsa I might to buy. Then I make-a the eye contact, with all of the eyes in the olive loaf. The red pimento is like-a the pupil. The green olive is like-a the non pupil part of the eye, whatever you Americans call this thing I do not know. The loaf is kind of like-a the bologna, but indescribably not quite a-so. It is strange this luncheon meat, but it is pleasant in its strangeness. So, you, olive loaf, you are number one!
"I Love L.A." - This song is singing in my head now for the purposes of this ranking. The Randy Newman singing voice in my head is like looking in a mirror at the Huey Lewis singing voice in my head. And everybody loves the Huey Lewis to be singing in their head. But not quite as much as the green olive, even with the strange surrounding "meat", to be singing in the mouth. So this one can only be number two this time.
Olive Oyl - It'sa nice name that she has. But I don't know what the Popped Eye and the Bluto see in her. She is built like-a the individual slat of wood you might use as part of upright fence or something. Who wants this in a woman? Maybe it's the eyelashes with the lengthy attributes? Maybe it could be this that they fight over? Sorry Olive Oyl, but you do Olive Oil a disservice. My condolences, but I can only rank you number 3.
I rank-a one and I generously leave-a two for you:
Tom Collins (the drink)
Colin Hay
Phil Collins
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Jimmy Smitts
Rick Smits*
a jimmy donut
*I once spotted Rick Smits sporting a "Smits Happens" t-shirt during a postgame press conference.
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380stackmatic wrote:
I rank-a one and I generously leave-a two for you:
Tom Collins (the drink)
Colin Hay
Phil Collins
I make the one first alpha rank rank me for it. ZIP.
TOM COLLINS - for the drink of one favorite of grandfather - this make boozy joke at Thanksgiving for raunch not polite to old people and women/childs. Also bourbon and for milk with mixed together makes ice drink Satan for proud sparkles.
PHIL COLLINS - Creeepy small time man with shadow singing for about air and nighttimes, only save of carreer, only making of second rank rank.
COLIN HAY - rectum grab guitar and sing - ending this result a slap of turd on steel, ie. Colin Hay. "Who can it pee now?"
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