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tmidgett wrote:rank!

summer camp, as a twelve year old

_no sleep 'til hammersmith_, the motorhead live album

the act of to rubberneck at a terrible misfortune of autocar crash on the highway or surface streets, even


Perfect for me to makea these rank except I never got the listen to

No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith, but Motorhead, they'sa very good BIG influence to the rock of mine and many (unfortunate for the Metallica breeding now though). Lemmy, Mikkey wtf??? NOT CRAP!! These rank is strange, she is likea the mind-read b/c the first time for my ears to listen to the Skull and Brain of car components was..

12 years old summercamp!! (actually eleven, but so what). Also for the first listen at camp, The Ramone, guns of human reproducing relationship, The Jam, The concrete surfaces we create for parking and travel, and The Fits of off-target. These summer camp, so hard to rank her second. First time for the third base moves witha the female, first time to hang out with the friends of what becomes my band of nine past years. Most important though; the rock. Before these, only the rap music for poor Jupiter, so sad.

Rubberneck for the accident, you'sa makin it slow, the car in a row! That rhymes, no? I'sa honkin' my horn yellin, "Go!!"

(These play of words is coming easier from the English confusion)

Rank these turds of similar bean-odor:

Vanilla Coke
Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Fudge
be good or be good at it....

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Vanilla Fudge >> It melts.
Vanilla Ice >> The mark of hip hop in Skokie cira 1991 (JHS for me)
Vanilla Coke >> Becasue it's not shipped with rum, and should be.



Ok, here's mine:


Two Nuns And A Pack Mule
Buy 2 Packs, Get One Free (cigarettes)
Packing Heat (no conceal and carry in Illinois)


THX,
Jason D
www.statikfire.com
content for club dee jays, internet radio, and end users

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DJ_Statikfire wrote:
Ok, here's mine:


Two Nuns And A Pack Mule
Buy 2 Packs, Get One Free (cigarettes)
Packing Heat (no conceal and carry in Illinois)


THX,
Jason D


Shopping 2 pack: As for this it is poorer everything it makes little, however in the grave it pushes him closely of the excessive pack in the poor person. The pauper have sexual intercourse! It smokes, go!

Packing heat: In spite even in my hatred of the gun for crazies, I by my do not mine one. BAM!

2 nuns and lava of pack: The sound like the worst pornography movie where the fact that it comes out of the stick bank is taken literally.

PLEASE TO RANK RANK:

Band-aids
Band On The Run
Bandai
http://evonoche.com

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Good afternoon!!

Band-aids cover the top of these rank. Band-aids cover also the disgustinga scabs and woundedness. Very reassuring to the child of youthful age, for once they are not to see the bloodiness on knees, they'sa not gonna worry to cry about it. Very useful Band-aid!!

Band on The Run second, if you'sa talking about these song by Flaps that makea the flight possible, and notta the book on Paul. These book, not have I seen her. These song she is okay. Paul, he wasa good Beatle. More though, do I like the Lennon solo, or Plastic Ono. More also do I like the band-aid usefulness compared, so, for me, second.

Bandai These video game peoples, they'sa mighty big crappola to me. These video game, she is only the wasting of valuable efforts. LAST!!!

Rank the post-sitcom career!

Danny Bonaduce
Gary Coleman
David Faustino
be good or be good at it....

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mattw wrote:
rank

Jim O' Rourke
Mickey Rourke
P.J. O' Rourke


mattw everyone they are ignore this rank of yours, but I fear it not

jim o'rouke, he plays on or recorded many, many records I love very dearly, he comes first
mickey rourke, normally I saw I can no stand him, but in Once of Upon a Time in Mexico he has a small dog, much like my small dog and so that goes a long way and places him in the second spot
p.j. o'rouke, has the same first initals as my younger brother, but he write for the rolling stone, the most sad magazine in the face of the planet, at least the people at Cat Fancy cac respect themselves in the morning. also he not nearly as funny as he thinks he is.

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Ciao, e saluti, cavalieri del Rank! Yes, I am fresh with upon this my returning from the journey of the Coast of Left! Please I am to be with the offerings of fine child star post-starring childdom!

jupiter wrote:Rank the post-sitcom career!
Danny Bonaduce
Gary Coleman
David Faustino


David Faustino - Aha! Il poco Faustino, he is of the nearly fine Children of the Marriage program of the life of tremendous length! This show, she must have the proof of bullets for she continue forever with the laughs of few and dumbness but also of the packages of fine ass. The Bud Bundy, he like a less funny, smaller, younger Rodney's Field of Danger with the respecting of the lack, but of the winning smarmy grin and the occassional hotness of chick ass winnings. Faustino! Nothing of you have I heard after growth of the beard and cancelled show, so you have it the First Class!

Gary Coleman - Tch. Poor Garyness. Him of the small form and kidney failure and of the dealing with the dopey southpaw redhead kid at show shark jump. Still, you buck it up and are with the forward motion even if in the hocking of terrible wares and formats, you still take the Emmanuel Lewis in fighting styles. My vote you would have had for it, the Golden Governor. Alas. Thank you for not taking the drugs like the Willis and the Kimberley (RIP) You are seconded.

Danny Bonaduce - Can you not take the boy out of Dumbassville? Apparently not. Redheaded chunky pixie of the false playing of bass music. Never have you lived beyond the days of Shirley Jones and the Technicolor DreamBus Family Singers. With the smoking of the rocks and the radio shows of terrible and the whores of crack and the TV shows of boredom and terrible, you makea me yawn with completeness fully. The Emmanuel Lewis he skunk you with his fighting styles!! You are last.


This now for the please ranks:


Rolling Stones (Brian Jones)
Rolling Stones (Mick Taylor)
Rolling Stones (Bill Wyman)


Freezing Rain
Frozen Pipes
Frostbite Fingers


Pussy Galore
Blues Explosion
Royal Trux


The Joy of Swings (6 Years Old)
The Joy of Cruising Downhill on a Bicycle Superfast (12 Years Old)
The Joy of Jumping Off A Cliff Into Water (Ageless)

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Rolling Stones (Brian Jones)
Rolling Stones (Mick Taylor)
Rolling Stones (Bill Wyman)


i will say this!

do you mean contribution of these men to the rollings stones? if so:

bill wyman number one!!!!!! this is to be a surprise to some people??? maybe. but think to this--since bill wyman, he has quit the rolling stones, they have been not good for this entire time. other men, they have leave the band, and the band, she was still good.

i have the other day to hear 'start me up' on the radio, and i have very loud the bass in the car, and i think, 'man, bill wyman, he was secret weapon of rolling stones. he is underrated as a bass player. he make the band swing, unlike the way the darryl jones jazzbo think to play "rock" with a-thumpa-thump-thump.' just the other day i have thought this. so number one!!!!

mick taylor, i think he is genuinely exciting lead guitar player on rolling stones records, esp. some of these live bootlegs like the 'reverse blues' a/k/a 'bedspring symphony.' she is great. also! tho he has use so much the cocaine he have to leave the band, unlike the bill wyman who has only too many 14yr old girls to make love with and interfere with bass playing, mick taylor has not to die in a swimming pool. he has man enough to pull up short of this pathetic fate. so number two.

brian jones, he can play so many the instruments, and i think the 12x5 record or the aftermath record, these records are the equal pretty much of the other high part of the stone career--bleed/beggars/exile/sticky. but! i think he maybe to play sitar on something or whatever, i don't care so much. i like to hear keith richard more. so number three (not last! jsut number three). RIP brian jones!!!

Pussy Galore
Blues Explosion
Royal Trux


i leave for someone who like these bands so much. i think some is ok, but i am so tired and cannot to make a talk on them.

The Joy of Swings (6 Years Old)
The Joy of Cruising Downhill on a Bicycle Superfast (12 Years Old)
The Joy of Jumping Off A Cliff Into Water (Ageless)


also to someone else rank, but i will say quickly! when i was young, we have this thing on blackfoot river in montana, where we were to jump into river. the top spot, we have to call this spot 'heaven,' for she was so high! she was maybe 40 american feet. anyway, i have to jump this jump into river. i have left my sneakers on to do this thing. then i have to swim across the blackfoot river--she is not so amazing in the swiftness, but pretty swift! and i have shoes on! and i cannot to swim so good! so i almost drowned, but just to keep moving i thrash to the other side of the river--i remember when the feet hit the bottom! clunk! then i have crawled and gasp on the beach and try to pretend it was easy. my friends, they did not to notice that i had almost died!

so ok:

cliff one, for reason above

bike two, for she is so fast to go 40 american miles every hour in a bike

swing three, for she is not so exciting when you are six, even

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djanes1 wrote:Rank:

Fredo
Frodo
Cookie Dough

This Rank I make for you.

Fredo: Frederico Corleone. You are number one. You are not good guy or good brother or good our thing guy, but you took your bullet okay at the end. Hey. What can you do? Also, your actor, Mr. John Cazale, so sad he is dead from the cancers so long ago but is I think real good actor for The Godfather and the Dog Day Afternoon and The Deer Hunter. My next record, I will call her The Deer Hunter. I swear it to you, Mr. John Cazale. You died so long ago and you are number one.

Cookie Dough: Who cares about cookie dough? Sad white secretaries wearing Reeboks at the train station care about cookie dough. So decadent to them. Number two for you, cookie dough.

Frodo: Elijah Wood, he is from my hometown - Cedar Rapids, Italia. Like Ashton Kutcher. Such names for young men in Cedar Rapids, Italia. Anyway, I meet Elijah Wood this time in Hollywood. He with beautiful young China girl and she was foot taller than him and she talk too much. Shut up, China girl! So Elijah Wood, he about as tall as mailbox and he make one real good movie, like Ice Storm, but who cares? You are all a bunch of stupid fat Americans eating cookie dough at the movie mall. I am go to watch The Godfather.

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