I'd like to share a disturbing event that happened to me, and I would like everyone to weigh in with their opinion. Yesterday, I was getting some chickenwire removed from the roof of my mouth by my dentist, Clarvin Ruddy, DDS. Anyways, after having the offending metal pulled out of my mouth with common pliers, I was distressed to find that my dentist had a huge erection! This would not have been nearly so disturbing if he had pants on. Has this happened to anyone else?

Every day at the supermarket! Everytime that guy behind the register takes my fresh values card, DING DING DING! The register flies open without use of his arms.

Vince Clortho wrote:I'd like to share a disturbing event that happened to me, and I would like everyone to weigh in with their opinion. Yesterday, I was getting some chickenwire removed from the roof of my mouth by my dentist, Clarvin Ruddy, DDS. Anyways, after having the offending metal pulled out of my mouth with common pliers, I was distressed to find that my dentist had a huge erection! This would not have been nearly so disturbing if he had pants on. Has this happened to anyone else?

Maybe next time you should wear pants...or a less sexy muumuu.

There was a Golden Girls episode where one of the 'Girls (Betty White, I think) was tranquilized and molested by her dentist. No joke.

Huh. How 'bout that.








What's your dentist's number?

placeholder wrote:There was a Golden Girls episode where one of the 'Girls (Betty White, I think) was tranquilized and molested by her dentist. No joke.

Ah, that staple of 80s sitcoms, the 'very special' molestation episode. Who could forget the evil bike salesman who nearly molested Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes? Never had the title of the series been more ironic.

DrAwkward wrote:

placeholder wrote:There was a Golden Girls episode where one of the 'Girls (Betty White, I think) was tranquilized and molested by her dentist. No joke.

Ah, that staple of 80s sitcoms, the 'very special' molestation episode. Who could forget the evil bike salesman who nearly molested Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes? Never had the title of the series been more ironic.

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DrAwkward wrote:

placeholder wrote:There was a Golden Girls episode where one of the 'Girls (Betty White, I think) was tranquilized and molested by her dentist. No joke.

Ah, that staple of 80s sitcoms, the 'very special' molestation episode. Who could forget the evil bike salesman who nearly molested Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes? Never had the title of the series been more ironic.

It was Arnolds friend Dudley that was the object of desire.

It's not 80's but the very special molestaion/almost-raping of "Edith Bunker" on All in the Family disturbed me. You could see the back of her bra when that dude started to unzip her housedress.

That was effed-up.

capnreverb wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

placeholder wrote:There was a Golden Girls episode where one of the 'Girls (Betty White, I think) was tranquilized and molested by her dentist. No joke.

Ah, that staple of 80s sitcoms, the 'very special' molestation episode. Who could forget the evil bike salesman who nearly molested Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes? Never had the title of the series been more ironic.

It was Arnolds friend Dudley that was the object of desire.

Come on, like Bike Shop Cho-Mo* wouldn't have gone for some Neopolitan without the strawberry had Arnold not beat it the helll out of there.


*Apparently this is the new prison slang for someone in the clink for child molestation. Can anyone verify this?