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Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:48 pm
by simmo_Archive
"Vinegar comes from cows"

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:41 pm
by instant_zen_Archive
with thick Russian accent: "she was firm like hindquarters of giant yak!"

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:47 am
by Major_Archive
I was complaining about my balls being in pain (had a vasectomy on Friday.) Here's what my pal Shamu said:

Shamu wrote:Have you ever Gold Bonded?

I think now would be an appropriate time.

When you're sitting around home watching porn or whatever, put Gold Bond powder on your balls. It feels awesome. It helps if you are wearing loose shorts (like mesh athletic shorts or something). It's nice on summer evenings with the windows open, so you get a cool breeze blowing on you balls after the powder's on there. At the last house I lived in in college with two of my best friends, we always had a thing of GOld Bond on the coffee table in the living room. Our girlfriends thought we were gross. Our balls enjoyed that summer.



I told him I found this to be hilarious. His response:

The funny part to me is, it's not funny at all. The three of us guys, (me, Cory, Dennis) all worked crappy part time jobs (like 5-9 shifts etc.) so by 10:00 we were all home and showered in shorts and a tshirt or whatever, so we'd all kind of meet in the living room and watch a movie or Seinfeld tapes or something, and pass around the Gold Bond. Then we'd drink all night and play Risk and stuff like that, with mentholly powder on our balls.


Funny shit!

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:55 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
MajorEverettMiller wrote:I was complaining about my balls being in pain (had a vasectomy on Friday.) Here's what my pal Shamu said:

Shamu wrote:Have you ever Gold Bonded?

I think now would be an appropriate time.

When you're sitting around home watching porn or whatever, put Gold Bond powder on your balls. It feels awesome. It helps if you are wearing loose shorts (like mesh athletic shorts or something). It's nice on summer evenings with the windows open, so you get a cool breeze blowing on you balls after the powder's on there. At the last house I lived in in college with two of my best friends, we always had a thing of GOld Bond on the coffee table in the living room. Our girlfriends thought we were gross. Our balls enjoyed that summer.



I told him I found this to be hilarious. His response:

The funny part to me is, it's not funny at all. The three of us guys, (me, Cory, Dennis) all worked crappy part time jobs (like 5-9 shifts etc.) so by 10:00 we were all home and showered in shorts and a tshirt or whatever, so we'd all kind of meet in the living room and watch a movie or Seinfeld tapes or something, and pass around the Gold Bond. Then we'd drink all night and play Risk and stuff like that, with mentholly powder on our balls.


Funny shit!


This Shamu guy kind of sounds like a d-bag.

A funny d-bag, but a d-bag nonetheless.

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:24 pm
by night_tools_Archive
MySpace Dean wrote:"You like my belly necklace?
You want a smelly breakfast?"


Dean in MySpace plagiarism shocker!
These are MC Paul Barman's lyrics.

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:27 pm
by Major_Archive
night_tools wrote:
MySpace Dean wrote:"You like my belly necklace?
You want a smelly breakfast?"


Dean in MySpace plagiarism shocker!
These are MC Paul Barman's lyrics.


I can confirm this!

I can also confirm Dean and I listening MC Paul Barman very stoned while working at the record store!

"Waylay one more complaint and I'll shove a rape whistle up the miss' vajayjay"

Salut, MC Paul Barman! and Dean for remembering!

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:42 pm
by Rodabod_Archive
Has Paul Barman got any albums or anything?

I remember on one of the Yoda albums,

"I was walking down the street looking a boobs, asses, faces... Went into Salvation Army for some used glasses cases."

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:51 pm
by scott_Archive
In line at the Wicker Park post office, the two girls in front of me were literally falling over, onto the floor, onto the counter, laughing so hard about something. As I don't speak Japanese (though know enough to say it sounded like Japanese that they were speaking), Korean, Chinese, etc, I don't know exactly what it was that I heard that was so funny. But damn, it was hilarious!

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:00 am
by Major_Archive
Rodabod wrote:Has Paul Barman got any albums or anything?

I remember on one of the Yoda albums,

"I was walking down the street looking a boobs, asses, faces... Went into Salvation Army for some used glasses cases."


I released the EP that we're both quoting and an album call "Paullelujah" a few years ago.

Apparently, he's working on a new album.

http://www.mcpaulbarman.com/ - Love the internet!

"A handjob's a man's job, yo job's a blowjob"

Funniest thing you heard today

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:13 pm
by rachael_Archive
"Concrete parking lot lasts longer than my hair."