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Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:22 pm
by Tom_Archive
greg wrote:-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
Yeah, that's a winner. I'm going to use that tonite on someone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:23 pm
by Tom_Archive
scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:25 pm
by scott_Archive
Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
To say about someone "oh, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body" is a slang way of saying "this person is super nice" or "this person is incapable of being mean".
So you are setting her up, saying "you are really nice".
But then by asking "would you like one?", you are offering to put a mean bone in her body. See?
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:27 pm
by Tom_Archive
scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
To say about someone "oh, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body" is a slang way of saying "this person is super nice" or "this person is incapable of being mean".
So you are setting her up, saying "you are really nice".
But then by asking "would you like one?", you are offering to put a mean bone in her body. See?
Yeah, I get that, but how could you put a m.... OH!
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:33 pm
by placeholder_Archive
Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Yeah. Seriously.
To say about someone "oh, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body" is a slang way of saying "this person is super nice" or "this person is incapable of being mean".
So you are setting her up, saying "you are really nice".
But then by asking "would you like one?", you are offering to put a mean bone in her body. See?
Yeah, I get that, but how could you put a m.... OH!
Wait, what? Like you have to be a skeleton or something?
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:33 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
"Whenever I see a beautifull women I become Joey Lawrence I become Joey Lawrence"
And before she asks I slap on the Joey impression, "Wooow"
Women like cheese and and compliments.
and then
"take off yr pants and stay awhile"
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:40 pm
by evolu_Archive
-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
A little bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
Thank you for making my day....err week.....no, month
Shit, I lead a dull existence
Thanks anyway
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:43 pm
by steve_Archive
This only works if you're there with another woman:
"Woah, why have I been fucking this piece of trash?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:43 pm
by scott_Archive
mrdfnle wrote:"Whenever I see a beautifull women I become Joey Lawrence I become Joey Lawrence"
...
Women like cheese and and compliments.
But apparently not spelling or grammar.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:14 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
When i smooth up onto a woman see doesn't see the spelling mistakes.