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The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:27 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
Wood Goblin wrote:
B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

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Note the wedding band on the dude's finger.


Maybe he's a mormon, they can have like 6 fat wives right?

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:32 am
by DrAwkward_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:BoJangles is pleased to announce that the hottest band in the Dayton area will be performing live on New Years Eve once again.

That's right late nighter's, Spungewurthy will be gracing the stage with the best in rock and party tunes.


Best band in Dayton circa 1994: Brainiac

Best band in Dayton circa 2007: Spungewurthy

I hate Earth.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:33 am
by that damned fly_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
Wood Goblin wrote:
B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

Image


Note the wedding band on the dude's finger.


Maybe he's a mormon, they can have like 6 fat wives right?


6 regular wives. 3 fat ones.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:33 am
by chopjob_Archive
I like how the one needs assistance lifting her leg, and how the one doing the lifting wears a fashionable weightlifting belt.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:34 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
that damned fly wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
Wood Goblin wrote:
B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

Image


Note the wedding band on the dude's finger.


Maybe he's a mormon, they can have like 6 fat wives right?


6 regular wives. 3 fat ones.


for milking

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:43 am
by interloper_Archive
DrAwkward wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:BoJangles is pleased to announce that the hottest band in the Dayton area will be performing live on New Years Eve once again.

That's right late nighter's, Spungewurthy will be gracing the stage with the best in rock and party tunes.


Best band in Dayton circa 1994: Brainiac

Best band in Dayton circa 2007: Spungewurthy

I hate Earth.


Yeah, that's a particularly heartbreaking can of worms that I don't care to open. There's actually a few bands that are marginally pretty alright. One of them is a near Brainiac clone. They're just not nearly as cute I suppose.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:48 am
by DrAwkward_Archive
interloper wrote:Yeah, that's a particularly heartbreaking can of worms that I don't care to open. There's actually a few bands that are marginally pretty alright. One of them is a near Brainiac clone. They're just not nearly as cute I suppose.


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"As cute as Brainiac" is a physical impossibility.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:52 am
by interloper_Archive
DrAwkward wrote:
interloper wrote:Yeah, that's a particularly heartbreaking can of worms that I don't care to open. There's actually a few bands that are marginally pretty alright. One of them is a near Brainiac clone. They're just not nearly as cute I suppose.


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"As cute as Brainiac" is a physical impossibility.


Oh god don't get me started. They made me sick back then. For the record, Tyler's huge and married, Juan is balding and in Cali I think doing stellar video work, and everyone should know about the other two.

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:54 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
interloper wrote:
DrAwkward wrote:
interloper wrote:Yeah, that's a particularly heartbreaking can of worms that I don't care to open. There's actually a few bands that are marginally pretty alright. One of them is a near Brainiac clone. They're just not nearly as cute I suppose.


Image


"As cute as Brainiac" is a physical impossibility.


Oh god don't get me started. They made me sick back then. For the record, Tyler's huge and married, Juan is balding and in Cali I think doing stellar video work, and everyone should know about the other two.


I would hope at least one of you is a chick with the way this conversation is going here

The worst bar you ve ever been dragged to

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:56 am
by interloper_Archive
Haha, no. I have no clever retort at this time.

Apologies for this turning into a Brainiac appreciate thread.