What's the worst bar you've ever found yourself dragged to?
Worst as in most lame, horrible.

As many Lincoln Park yuppie dickhead bars as I could put at the top of my list I gotta say my vote is for a little place called Studio 63 on 63rd and Harlem in Summit, Illinois.

It's a middle aged singles dance club. One of my friends who is not in the least bit picky about his poon, this is his regular spot.....he's taken some real blue ribbon pigs out of this place over the years lemmie tell ya.
I used to be roomies with him and every Friday night he'd go out to '63 and a few hours later come home with some hideous beast to befoul in the backroom for a few hours.
I had to see this place for myself and jesus fucking christ you'd think I had a pork chop hanging around my neck the way these hungry hungry hippos swarmed me the second I stepped into that room. It's unreal.
The girl to guy ratio is probably 4 to 1 and they are ALL fat and drunk and horny. The upside is any halfway alright dude walkin in there ain't gonna pay for one drink all night....these tubbos just can't wait to buy you another shot, getcha drunk enough where you wont notice that they are basically 350 pounds of gelatinous goo with eyes and a mouth.
It's quite a scene, man.
They have a hundred weird rules about how you can dress and whatnot to get in, I guess because that's kind of a gangbanger neighborhood but I remember them giving me shit about my shirt, my shoes, my hat AND my pants...then fucking with me about my ID as well. You'd think the place is packed with secret agents and supermodels from the hassle they give you at the door.

Check it:
http://www.studio63nightclub.com/

That photo gallery is in-cred-i-ble. That bar looks like it's a certain kind of amazing. MINLFs galore. The hotspot for ten-pointers if somebody starts a hoggin' tournament.

Hey, somebody start a hoggin' tourament.

Is this you Marsupialized?

B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

Ladies, did I mention I am the manager of the old country buffet down the street? That's right, I have the keys....let's take a ride

B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

Seriously, take the Sharpie away from her.

There's one of these in every town, and they're the primary reason I've sworn off taking any live sound gigs in bars ever again.

http://www.bojanglesnightclub.com/news_spungewurthy.php
The photo gallery is equally as fascinating. In a National Geographic sort of way I suppose.

interloper wrote:

B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

Seriously, take the Sharpie away from her.

There's one of these in every town, and they're the primary reason I've sworn off taking any live sound gigs in bars ever again.

http://www.bojanglesnightclub.com/news_spungewurthy.php
The photo gallery is equally as fascinating. In a National Geographic sort of way I suppose.

BoJangles is pleased to announce that the hottest band in the Dayton area will be performing live on New Years Eve once again.

That's right late nighter's, Spungewurthy will be gracing the stage with the best in rock and party tunes.

Admission is $10 in advance, $12 night of the show. Get 'em before they're gone!!!


fuck I better hurry up and book a flight

Yep, I've mixed em plenty. At the very least, they'll throw down an occasional V Halen song that you don't hear too often....oh fuck it, they clearly suck.

And for the record, there currently is NO greatest band in Dayton.

steve wrote: MINLFs galore.

I just wanted to point this out cause it killed me when I caught it.

interloper wrote:Yep, I've mixed em plenty. At the very least, they'll throw down an occasional V Halen song that you don't hear too often....oh fuck it, they clearly suck.

And for the record, there currently is NO greatest band in Dayton.

I was gonna say 'the hottest band in Dayton' is kinda like saying 'the least smelly pile of dog shit' isn't it?

B_M_L wrote:Is this you Marsupialized?

Note the wedding band on the dude's finger.