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Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:00 pm
by Steve V_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
OOtim wrote:anything with carlos mencia's face. that guy couldn't get any less funny.


The only way I could find a piece of video featuring Carlos Mencia in it funny would be if it was a video of him getting his face blown off point blank by a sawed off shotgun


Amen.

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:01 pm
by japmn_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
OOtim wrote:anything with carlos mencia's face. that guy couldn't get any less funny.


The only way I could find a piece of video featuring Carlos Mencia in it funny would be if it was a video of him getting his face blown off point blank by a sawed off shotgun


Would that be a commercial for shotguns or... what? Saws?

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:04 pm
by dansoderburg_Archive
japmn wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
OOtim wrote:anything with carlos mencia's face. that guy couldn't get any less funny.


The only way I could find a piece of video featuring Carlos Mencia in it funny would be if it was a video of him getting his face blown off point blank by a sawed off shotgun


Would that be a commercial for shotguns or... what? Saws?


a commercial promoting good taste i would think

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:11 pm
by otisroom_Archive
I agree. Mencia is very not funny.

Hate that guy.

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:16 pm
by otisroom_Archive
I hate any of the "Scottrade" adds. That guy is a jackass and the graphics are infantile and obviously aimed at old people who are afraid of computers.

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:17 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
japmn wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
OOtim wrote:anything with carlos mencia's face. that guy couldn't get any less funny.


The only way I could find a piece of video featuring Carlos Mencia in it funny would be if it was a video of him getting his face blown off point blank by a sawed off shotgun


Would that be a commercial for shotguns or... what? Saws?


could be anything 'BLAM!'
then the guy turns to the camera and says 'Pepsi' and it fades to black
I'd go out and buy a Pepsi that minute


I hate the easy button commercials I dont even know what they are for but they are so white and dorky

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:21 pm
by Sock OR Muffin?_Archive
mr.arrison wrote: Those "Sooooo I am Thhhhhhhhhhinkkking of a Number" commercials.


Before I die, I will punch that guy in the cock.

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:32 pm
by japmn_Archive
You Gel'n?

You know I'm Gel'n!

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:36 pm
by otisroom_Archive
I also hate the Eharmony.com adds. Fills my head with pictures of ugly people fucking. Horrible.

Terrible commercials you are unable to watch

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:36 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
STF wrote:Those Major League Baseball commercials featuring Dane Cook. I HATE Dane Cook. All of the wonderful things about baseball he describes are annoying coming out of his mouth. I literally change the channel for a few moments until it is over.


This I would agree with. Dane Cook reminds me of one of those really, really drunk guys at clubs on Open Mike Night who think they're REALLY REALLY FUNNY when they're really just painfully amateurish, drunken and stupid assholes.

I think there was this one commercial for a Presidents' Day sale on Chevrolets featuring a "Crunk" version of "Hail To The Chief" way back this year that made me change the channel immediately - truly an involuntary reaction. Good lord, it was just offensively awful.