Mosquito

CRAP
Total votes: 28 (88%)
NOT CRAP
Total votes: 4 (13%)
Total votes: 32

Insect: Mosquito

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Mandroid2.0 wrote:Is it just me, or have Wisconsin/UP mosquitos become more silent within the last 15-20 years? I was visiting my family in May and it seemed extremely noticeable this year, and I've heard farmers and various other outdoorsmen raise the observation for at least five years. They are swift and unobtrusive, this new hybrid mosquito. I flew back to California with about 30 bites and I'm usually a champion squatter. Most of the time I didn't even feel the little fuckers biting me until well after the wound had started to swell and itch.
maybe their dirty bug saliva got more irritating.
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Insect: Mosquito

12
that damned fly wrote:
Mandroid2.0 wrote:Is it just me, or have Wisconsin/UP mosquitos become more silent within the last 15-20 years? I was visiting my family in May and it seemed extremely noticeable this year, and I've heard farmers and various other outdoorsmen raise the observation for at least five years. They are swift and unobtrusive, this new hybrid mosquito. I flew back to California with about 30 bites and I'm usually a champion squatter. Most of the time I didn't even feel the little fuckers biting me until well after the wound had started to swell and itch.
maybe their dirty bug saliva got more irritating.


HA! I typed "squatter" instead of "swatter." Oops.

I guess that I do get bitten in the ass while squatting in the woods. I really need to work on my pissing-while-standing aim.
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Insect: Mosquito

13
I had a job breeding mosquito's in college. That was not crap.
Nothing like seeing 1000 mosquite's sucking off the belly of an anesthetized rat.

In the world, I still have to say not crap. Fly's bug me more. Unless there are a TON of them, mosquito's are easy to deal with.

The best way (I've found) to keep mosquito's away from your area is to make a seemingly nice place for them to lay eggs (a shallow pool of still\stagnant water), and put mosquito egg killer in it. They will all use that to lay their eggs and none survive.

Incidentally, the reason why they're so bad this year is because mosquito eggs can lay dormant for several years. Since the past few years have been pretty dry, they've been left unhatched. Our wet summer has unleashed a stockpile of suckers.


That's what I got on mosquito's.

NC

Insect: Mosquito

15
kerble wrote:the mosquitos in India are the reason I can not donate blood or plasma. Since I go there so often (every 1.5 or so years) I'm a high risk candidate for triggering a malaria outbreak.



NOT CRAP!


You're like a lawyer who gets called for jury duty.

Way to find the loop hole!

Insect: Mosquito

17
kerble wrote:the mosquitos in India are the reason I can not donate blood or plasma. Since I go there so often (every 1.5 or so years) I'm a high risk candidate for triggering a malaria outbreak.

NOT CRAP!


See also: Travel to Belize.

Still crap though.
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Insect: Mosquito

19
on my trips to africa i've found that the mosquitos there are super fast. they're like tiny jet planes - you lie there in your bed and you can't here anything, then all of a sudden you here this screaming little insect fly past your face, then... nothing.

in contrast, the mosquitos here in australia are like bomber planes. you can hear them slowly flying all around the room until eventually one lands on you. i prefer ours, at least you know where you stand with them.

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